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I say whoever pulled this shit in Boston gets locked in a cage with a gorilla high on angel dust and Viagra.
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Hey, William & Kate -- on the way home from L.A., can u pick up Piers Morgan & bore the fuck out of people back in England again?
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I read a Twitter marketing book today. It said not to follow pornstars...they attract the wrong crowd. THAT IS OUR CROWD! :)
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Newt had TWO Tiffany accounts! U got to sell a lot of books about values to buy ur cocksucking mistresses/then wives that kind of bling
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Seriously, who kills a rooster to wear their feathers? How is that fashion? Think of the cocks, people! Save the cocks! Wait...
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People are killing roosters to wear their feathers in their hair like Ke$ha. Rooster crowing kills Basilisks . Coincidence? I think not.
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Anthony Weiner's penis holds a press conference to make a public statement: http://ow.ly/5gLXP
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Look I don't get why dudes take pics of their stuff. We don't do it! We don't compare size "ooh my vag is bigger (cont) http://tl.gd/athh36
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wow, your twitter problems are REALLY BORING compared to your sex problems. i take it all back. the doctor is BACK IN. #AFPtwitterTherapist
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#13thingsilove Bills Hicks x 12 + 1 dick joke.
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Cucumbers are now killing here in America. First victim: The career of Rep. Anthony Weiner. #TooSoon?
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Tomorrow I leave for Iran to remove all their stones. Once I have accomplished this stonings will be impossible. You're welcome whores.
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Replying to @kristinburns
@kristinburns 4:20!! Photo by @billy http://twitpic.com/23bdy1 haha, nice. #smashingpumpkinsday #splive
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If her voice was up an octave and screaming, it would be dead on! RT @KatCorbett: hahahahaha http://tinyurl.com/38t7gvu
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#smashingpumpkinsday what a doll*ightful day this is...it's like this outside http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISNR9QPRPM
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#smashingpumpkinsday #HappyBdaySyn #esp in the #worldcup final. so much to celebrate & i cant go out...
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Happy Smashing Pumpkins Day! 07/07/02 Mayor Daly proclaimed 07/07 Official Smashing Pumpkins Day in the City of Chicago.#smashingpumpkinsday
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Oh yeah... I forgot today was #SMASHINGPUMPKINSDAY. Probably because its my 30th birthday. The day was announced way back in 1998 I think.


















