Vijay’s living his dream. Tamil Nadu is paying for the show. 🙃

Vijay has a bigger PR machinery than any other Indian politician. Zero work. Just PR. That’s the tweet!

Vijay, the road is a public utility, not your movie set. An army of security, a sea of fans, and ordinary commuters reduced to extras in your grand entry. Want to serve the public? Start by letting them use the road.

Vijay, did you come to inspect the lake or annex it? That convoy looks fit for a king surveying his kingdom. Someone remind him: voters elected a public servant. The coronation exists only in his head.

Is the failure to enforce labour laws a punchline now? 🤦‍♂️ Piyush Goyal, your own children reportedly live abroad, yet this is how you pitch Indian workers to foreign business leaders: desperate enough to accept anything? Are you inviting investment or advertising exploitation?

The headline says “flood debris.” Akhilesh reads “BJP corruption.” 🤡 Sir, rivers leave silt after floods. Even a newspaper clipping deserves to be read before being recruited into your election campaign.

Vijay went to inspect a lake and turned it into a film premiere. Convoy, crowds, cameras and fan frenzy, causing chaos and inconvenience to the public. Someone tell him he was elected to run a government, not a fan club. 😭

Uncle Shivpal pushed to the back again at Akhilesh Yadav’s press conference. The nepo baby inherited the spotlight and now won’t even share it with his own family.

People elect MPs to make their voices heard. Bansuri Swaraj brought a whole gathering to hear Modi’s instead. Apparently, even listening to the radio now needs a photo op. 🤡

The lanterns look stunning but politicians’ posters turn the whole view into an eyesore. 🤡🤦‍♂️

Yes, please come back to India: To what? Adulterated food, toxic air, broken roads and taxes that fund your convoy while an ambulance gets stuck behind it? Give people a reason to return. A patriotic speech won’t clean their children’s lungs.

Because he left TMC and became B team of BJP. BJP is the biggest washing machine in this country.

Chennai airport or Vijay’s fan club entrance? Someone tell Vijay the election is over. The city needs governance; his face already has enough publicity. 🤡🤡🤡

Using schoolchildren as PR props for CM Vijay is shameful. Public services are funded by taxpayers. Children owe him no gratitude performance for doing the job he was elected to do.

First in my bloodline to see Reservations in solar installation. 😭

Btw, MP is India’s 5th Poorest State.

Someone tell Vijay it’s a Disaster Control Centre, not a film premiere. You’re the CM now. Please stop behaving like a flop actor desperate to stay relevant.

Akhilesh Yadav wants to run Uttar Pradesh but loses his composure when a woman asks a question. Calls her “nasamajh” because an insult is easier than an answer.

Bro is writing this tweet while standing in line for his 5-kilo ration.

Count the cars in Vijay’s convoy. Apparently, the taxpayer’s biggest responsibility is making sure one politician’s ego never travels alone.