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11x Emmy-Winning Writer & Producer. Formerly @WBD, @MLB & @Cronkite_ASU. Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be Suns fans. (codybulm at gmail dot com)

Denver, Colorado
Joined February 2009
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I’m going to be sick
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Minkah Fitzpatrick on the Jets defense, via @ZackBlatt: "Some bad penalties, bad mistakes, Jets being Jets."
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Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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Cody Ulm retweeted
The mystery actor
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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*Taps the Bo Nix sign*
*Taps the Sam Darnold sign*
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*Taps the Sam Darnold sign*
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Cody Ulm retweeted
I've never laughed at something on the TV as much as I did this clip. As bad as it is now, if you don't think the Golden Age of The Simpsons is funny you're dead inside. It's the range of jokes as well, from absurdist slapstick to incredibly niche cultural references. Elite – at Stoke-on-Trent, England
The Simpson has never, ever been funny. I have never laughed or even smiled at a single second of it.
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Another opportunity to tap the sign
John Leguizamo calls “Mission: Impossible — Reckoning” a “bomb so expensive they teach it in business school.” via The Critics Choice Association's 6th Annual Celebración Of Cinema & Television
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Cody Ulm retweeted
nathan fielder was at phoebe bridgers’ show tonight 😭
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random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:
This is random but the backpack is really one of the greatest inventions. Great form and function. Lasts a long time, even the cheap ones. And is available and used by every kind of person.
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So this is what electing a democratic socialist mayor can get you: corporations issuing groveling apologies for underpaying their workers
Since 2023, more than 200,000 Dashers in New York City were underpaid or paid late under the City’s delivery worker pay rules. These errors were unintentional, but that doesn’t make them acceptable. Dashers should be paid in full, on time, every time. We take full responsibility, and we’re deeply sorry. We’ve reached a $131.5 million settlement with the NYC Department of Consumer and Worker Protection. Every impacted Dasher will receive the amount they are owed, and they’ll be contacted directly with payment details. We understand the impact of even one missed or late payment. We’ve addressed the issues that caused these errors and made changes to prevent them from happening again. Read more here: about.doordash.com/en-us/new….
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
DoorDash spent $1 million in the 2025 NYC mayoral election against Zohran Mamdani, whose campaign included promises to investigate delivery/Rideshare services for underpaying/withholding wages. politico.com/news/2025/05/1…
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Worst game of Bo Nix’s career. And that’s like the 4th biggest problem on this team
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The way last season ended was tough. But, we are back, Denver! To everyone who doubts us, keep on doubting us. We’re coming for the whole thing this year! 🧡@PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/patric…
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Justin Herbert might legitimately be the greatest QB to ever touch a football if he just had: - A top offensive line - The best weapons in football - A top-tier defense - Andy Reid calling the shots - Madison Beer keeping him energized on the sidelines - World hunger completely eradicated - Clean water accessible to every human - The entire planet powered by renewable energy - No more wars or global conflict - Free education for everyone - Free healthcare for everyone - Worldwide poverty eliminated - Complete equality regardless of race, gender, or background - Climate change completely reversed - Technology that benefits humanity without exploiting it - Mental health checkups as common as physicals - Universal work-life balance - Innovation focused on sustainability instead of profit - Borders that encourage cooperation instead of division - Empathy taught in every school - Universal animal rights - Zero government corruption - Art and culture completely free from censorship - Free, green and efficient transportation - Housing guaranteed for everyone - Every major disease cured - Space exploration that unites humanity - Pollution-free oceans - Forests regenerating faster than we can lose them - Ethical and unbiased AI - Stronger communities around the world - Forgiveness replacing grudges - Lifelong education available to everyone - Justice systems focused on rehabilitation - Thriving biodiversity across every ecosystem - Economies focused on human well-being instead of endless growth - Creativity valued as highly as productivity - Clean air in every city - Technology that eliminates language barriers - Compassionate elderly care - Every child growing up safe and loved - Renewable resources replacing finite ones - Volunteerism becoming a global cultural norm - Scientific discoveries freely shared with humanity - Religious and spiritual freedom alongside secular progress - All waste efficiently transformed into useful resources - Enough leisure time for everyone to actually enjoy life - Democracies that truly represent every voice - Healthy nutrition available worldwide - Protection from natural disasters through advanced preparation - Every culture’s history preserved and celebrated - Technology somehow solving loneliness - Equal opportunity for everyone - Gratitude becoming the foundation of human relationships - Humanity embracing curiosity as its guiding principle That’s it. That’s literally all Justin Herbert needs.
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The most thankless job in the world is being a fantasy football commissioner. Here is the official Commissioners Lives Matter flag.
🤖 Made with AI
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Drake Mayebe so, so, so hard. @BillSimmons @TheCousinSal
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Cody Ulm retweeted
“The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade”.
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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The thing is Michigan has built up alot of karma by doing little things the right way and acting honorably on and off the field. That kind of stuff gets rewarded
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This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.
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