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Joined March 2021
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in Woke 3.0 are we really cancelling a successful AAPI businessman for being outed as asymmetrically polyamorous?
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HO! HO! HO! 🎅🎁✨ COCKTOBER 🎃 MIGHT BE OVER 👀👅 BUT NOW IT'S DICKMAS 🍆😏 TIME 🎄 JINGLE BALLS 🔔 JINGLE BALLS 🔔 CUMMIES 😫💦 ALL THE WAY
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Baby girl in control I feel like Nicole
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jesus resucitando para el reboot de la BIBLIA
WE ARE GETTING SUE SYLVESTER
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This is a very niche tweet but I need Nathan Fielder to move in with Wendy & Eddie Osefo as their court case plays out. #RHOP
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it seems like a lot of discourse on here just represents a divide between people who like their friends and are always willing to do them a favour and people who are constantly engaged in psychological warfare with everyone they meet
there is truly another world out there
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I'm pregnant with laughter and the father is me
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You've got to admire the strength of Irish PR. A ultra-neoliberal corporate tax haven entirely dependent on US pharmaceutical giants for it's wealth is somehow left wing coded
The Irish are probably the best white people
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God was in the studio with them
24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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Putting hexes on the hiring managers at all the jobs I’ve applied to who rejected me
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anyone else’s kindness getting mistook for weakness?
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My family to me
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the way people do this is so annoying and performative, like it's treating activism like a competition to see who can be The Most Activist and it's so obviously motivated by pure self-interest
There’s a weird type of social media personality who considers themselves a good activist because they spend all day doing nothing but posting about who they don’t think are activists
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get me to god’s country
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A DUCK *BANG BANG* A LEMONADE STAND *BANG BANG* A MAN *BANG BANG* GRAPES *BANG BANG*
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in my culture we HATE GRANDMA!!!!!!!!! family means NOTHING and we NEVER EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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being a woman who spiritually relates to mike mclintock
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Just found a piece #PuzzleTwt
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this is so important to me
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