@ColdNegus

📍MARTIN'S SOFA.

 North of Pluto.
Joined October 2022
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THIS IS IT.
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wewe shauri yako if you delegate thinking and decision making to foolish people.
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Blaze Officiel@B3laze9h
vitu nimeona hii mwezi zime extinguish the remaining light in my eyes, if there was any.
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Why was I asking a baddie if she wants to come to Kiandutu?
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ChrisExcel
@ChrisExcel102Oct 25
We avoiding this.
Just Esther
@Just__EstherOct 18
How come sex always happens at the man’s place?
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Amaizing arm btw.
all panic no disco@gcckje7h
eh now i’ve seen why PIL was that long😭😭😭
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This Guy is Just reacting to your Kin that is Spoiling the peace as you know A peaceful man must still know violence, or his peace belongs to whoever threatens it....watu wakungutwe sawasawa.
Hanifa
@Honeyfarsafi12h
This guy and Farah Maalim instead of trying to maintain peace as leaders they’re out here acting like this, inciting people and talking nonsense
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The thing with numbers is they are stubborn things, but none more so than census data.
Hani@Haniyeeeyyy8h
A little birdie told me the 2029 census might just reshuffle the political shareholders’ register and dethrone a certain region from its longheld majority stake in the voting numbers👀👀👀👀👀👀
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as long as they have utility.
𐒓𐒖𐒇𐒈𐒖𐒑𐒗@somaliz420h
As long as nfd is Kenyan, you will see many Somalis.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Augustin Githaka@AugustinGithaka7h
Gender-neutral washroom discourse in a $2,363 economy
Shortstuff@weak_spellOct 25
The vilification of women by supposed “allies” is interesting to witness. The male entitlement becomes immediately apparent the moment women express discomfort. Mind you, the more constructive approach would be to advocate for the introduction of gender-neutral public washrooms.
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Hii app enyewe nimeona mengi.
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Juzi Kiasi Nikomongwe, Itabidi Nimerudi Gym mamae.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Chalbi
@Chalbiwsk17h
Wanataka kuenda koda na kuvuta bangi as they get swindled out of their kitty by performative men
💚@_WanjruOct 25
Wamama huskia you want to be a wife and a mother wanashangaa kwani huna akili😂😂😂😂
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*Listening to you.
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Interestingly if colonial borders were to be disregarded, somalia would be one of the first to cease to exist and what remails would further disintergrate in to village sized Family ''sultanates''.
Ali Addę🇲🇵@tearthesystem20h
Mashallah, break all the unholy borders that the colonialists put on us. We don't recognize them🇸🇴🇸🇴
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Kina Amerix
Ilana 🧜🏽‍♀️ Auntie wa lash glue@ilanakariukii14h
Is there a “becoming a husband” masterclass or is the burden of making marriages work placed solely on women?
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Kuna mahali nimeona goonies wamenunulia my TA oomf flowers and she is smiling way too much..itabidi nonchalant FC tumepigia Jomba simu aweke sunflowers tulipanda for chicken feed Kwa Wamasaa zipelekewe my woman before clubs with oil money bring mchanganyiko.
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I would categorise ''Therapy'' in Kenya as a Veblen service ..the higher the price the more desirable it is to a very particiulatr target subset of the population because for them it's a wealth and exclusivity signal.
Sisi ni Sifuna@nyawinyawira8Oct 24
When i was shopping 4 a therapist, I talked to 3 kenyan ones, they quoted the prices in USD. The one who quoted in Kenya shillings was an Kenyan with Indian descent 😂😂😂. Kenya is such a funny country i swear. Like who exactly are you targeting with your USD prices?
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
WARÚHIÚ
@kamauwaruhiuOct 24
There is a generation born between 1965-1979 called the gen x ,that doesn't get the recognition they deserve as the architects of the problems Kenyans are facing . This is the generation that found 100% university funding and ready government jobs . This are the people who were hired into the civil service with just form 6 certificates . This people are fiercely tribal , corrupt and religious at the same time . This people climbed the ladder and cut it below them to make sure nobody climbs it. With the help of millenials they have made existence unbearable to everyone else. This is the generation that will not leave a job even if they become billionaires .
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Samsational™@psalmsznOct 25
Heyy
jaramogisversion💋@AkothMelanieOct 24
😔mnionyeshe your v lines (itanasa?)
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Currently running low on fucks to give
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