📍MARTIN'S SOFA.

North of Pluto.
Joined October 2022
Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
vitu nimeona hii mwezi zime extinguish the remaining light in my eyes, if there was any.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
We avoiding this.
How come sex always happens at the man’s place?
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Gender-neutral washroom discourse in a $2,363 economy
The vilification of women by supposed “allies” is interesting to witness. The male entitlement becomes immediately apparent the moment women express discomfort. Mind you, the more constructive approach would be to advocate for the introduction of gender-neutral public washrooms.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Wanataka kuenda koda na kuvuta bangi as they get swindled out of their kitty by performative men
Wamama huskia you want to be a wife and a mother wanashangaa kwani huna akili😂😂😂😂
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
There is a generation born between 1965-1979 called the gen x ,that doesn't get the recognition they deserve as the architects of the problems Kenyans are facing . This is the generation that found 100% university funding and ready government jobs . This are the people who were hired into the civil service with just form 6 certificates . This people are fiercely tribal , corrupt and religious at the same time . This people climbed the ladder and cut it below them to make sure nobody climbs it. With the help of millenials they have made existence unbearable to everyone else. This is the generation that will not leave a job even if they become billionaires .
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Heyy
😔mnionyeshe your v lines (itanasa?)
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Currently running low on fucks to give
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Women Omo 😂😂
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
We've seen videos of women saying they felt offended because a dude they find unattractive matched with them on a dating app. Cut the BS. Lmao.
men are so mean to women they don’t find attractive hey.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Don't ever choose to lose yourself for anyone. That shit will ruin you.
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Waiter , usieke chaser
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
It’s respect people’s lifestyles & choices until Christian women are paying to attend a masterclass on Biblical marriage. Mnataka waende concert ya Keinemusik??😂
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
Nonchalant sellers hunishangaza Sana ju mbona ulianza biashara in the first place
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
It's always kila mtu afanye vile anataka until mtu afanye vile anataka and you don't like it lmao. There's nothing wrong with this imo. Let people be
Ati masterclass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tukue serious kidogo aki
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
How easy life would’ve been if rice had protein
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
remote is cool but there is a huge risk of bed rotting your life away if you don't hold yourself accountable and try to keep a structured routine when there's no obligation to do so
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
😂😂 yall be getting pregnant by anybody dont even know if autism run in his family.
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
If you tell me to cook ugali that feeds more than 3 people then shauri yako fr
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Bellingham Jude (kiandutu based) retweeted
I lied, put your clothes back on; I don’t actually want to hit, I just wanted to see if I could Go back to your boyfriend & think about your actions
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