Father, husband, accountant. I have excellent taste in music, books and films too.

west London
Joined April 2012
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Until three weeks before his death, the psychologist Herbert Freudenberger worked 14-15 hours a day, six days a week. He is most famous for coining the term ‘burnout’.
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started yelling "violence!" while wrestling my toddler and now he keeps running up to me going "mommy peez violence?"
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Replying to @andrewfoster101
My favourite 4-2 or 2-4 was the 2018 Million Pound Game, Toronto 2, @LondonBroncosRL 4.
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No you won't buddy., unless we draw you in the cup
Enzo Maresca on Man City's record at Villa Park: "We will try again next season." [TNT] #AVFC
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4 months ago I cloned Airtable for a client in 5 days because they refused to pay Airtable $500/mo months later, I’m still maintaining it every two weeks it’s another edge case, a UI tweak, or a "quick 10-minute request." They’ve easily spent 10x more in headaches than the $2,000 they would’ve paid Airtable just proving that SaaS isn't dead. Cloning isn't enough, if you want it to be same quality as original it becomes a full time job and at this point isn't it easier to just pay?
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Unfortunately too happy with this one to let it be a groupchat exclusive
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Bournemouth vs AC Milan. A mental fixture made even more mental by the fact AC Milan have more English players starting than Bournemouth
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Hey @WrestleTalk_TV , question for you: which is the current worse stable in wrestling? I’m thinking Judgement Day and Birthright are in the “Top” 3. Both terrible. The Vision is also poison for wrestlers’ main event aspirations.
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I once bought a KFC order so large my car thought it was a person sitting in the passenger seat and kept asking me to check their seatbelt
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Teams should start picking out random fans and putting them on the field to see if they can get a goal against Manchester United
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Ooh look at me, I'm Real Madrid and I've won a million Champions Leagues. Grow up.
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Since Gary Neville described the opening 15 minutes of the second half against Fulham as the worst he’d seen from the club since childhood, the #MUFC players have clearly taken it upon themselves to prove they can sink even lower.
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Based on the accounting numbers reported by the WSJ, Anthropic is a company that should file for Chapter 11, not try to go IPO. However, for a mysterious reason, the rules of the normal corporate world don’t apply to the AI businesses.
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“We ain’t hiding you know where to find me either in the locker room or in my bus” “I FEAR NO MAN, I FEAR NO FACTION, NO GANG, NO CLIQUE, NOTHING” ROMAN REIGNS ABSOLUTELY SNAPPED WHEN RAW WENT OFF AIR LAST NIGHT 🔥
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Mel Brooks filmed all of his scenes for Spaceballs 2 before production officially began due to his age "You better film me now because I'm 100" (via @people)
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I retired today. My first project is to visit every tube station I've never used and have a meal at a nearby restaurant or café. First stop is Grange Hill, where I hope to eat a massive sausage.
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whenever someone brings up using AI for creative work, I think about this what we create also creates us
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The cashier I met at a sandwich shop asked me and my three friends to write down the names of the bands on our shirts on his copy of the receipt and said that he listens to every band he sees on a customer's shirt. So far that's the best music discovery method I've ever heard of.
What's the method to discovering new music pllssss
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