@ComedyOfThings

Recovering political hack. Actual conservative, not the MAGA variety. Mocking politics, sports and the ignorant.

 Gulf of Mexico
Joined November 2024
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What are we even doing?
Suzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo17h
Alabama Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Doug Jones doesn’t have to do anything except sit back & watch his opponent Tommy Tuberville look like an idiot after he claims nobody is more qualified than him. Then he can’t even name the three branches of Government correctly.
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Adam Jaksa@AdamJaksa10h
1991 WS: • Jack Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2002 WS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2004 ALCS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you later tonight” 2011 WS • Joe Buck “we will see you tomorrow night” 2026 WS • Joe Davis “we’ll see you later tonight” Beautiful.
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NFL Memes
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Patrick Mahomes: *Breathes* Cris Collinsworth in the booth:
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CHEESECAKE FLAVORED MAYO! 😆😆😆😆😆 @damintoell
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I never liked or cared for Charlie Kirk, and I find it laughable to try to rename stuff after him for essentially being a podcaster. That being said, what happened to him is an unimaginable tragedy that should never have happened. For @PatMcAfeeShow to draw a parallel between said tragedy and some stupid video with a bunch of Utah students is reprehensible. What are we even doing here, @espn?
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Is this guy the next guest-picker on @CollegeGameDay?
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I DO NOT CARE WHO WAS ON THE SAXOPHONE
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In a world full of Pat McAfees and Jake Pauls and so forth, be somebody who changes the channel whenever they come on.
Bill
@BillgetzfroggyOct 26
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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Sidelines - UCLA
@SSN_UCLANationOct 25
You can only RT this if your team is undefeated
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Forgot about this tasty nugget….
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 24
Reminder that if James Talarico, Abdul El-Sayed, Mary Peltola et al. win, JD Vance will personally have to swear them in.
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B mac@mcpherson_kOct 24
Obama got it right!
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Holy shit. Made worse by the brain dead red hats cackling behind him.
Brian Krassenstein
@krassensteinOct 25
BREAKING: Trump just admitted that he doesn’t help Georgia because Jon Ossoff is a Democrat. Hey Georgia. Vote Democrat this election. The Republican just admitted that he doesn’t care about you.
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Haley Green
@haleyngreen___Oct 24
Florida if amendment 3 passes btw
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Gabe's Ghost 🌩️
@phantomdawgOct 24
"My fart will go on"
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