Wonder how long THIS feel will last. #nofilter – at Prairie Village, KS

Napping cats are less affected by text message alerts than napping humans.

Napping cats are less affected by text message alerts than napping humans.

Typical morning. One on the covers. One in the covers.

I know I shouldn't, but that Insulated Trunk Organizer is very tempting. – at Fairway, KS

Relationship status ... cancer edition @jrpfit and I were sitting next to each other. I felt too tired to accomplish a task. Me: Jody, I need you. Jody: Awe. you need me? Me: Yes, I need you. Jody: Heh heh. Now you're my bitch. (insert evil laugh)

Not even a vacation will get in my way. #IBelieveThatWeWillWin #deserthillshotel @SportingKC – at Palm Springs, CA

Haven't had coffee since last Tuesday. Part of me wonders how the coffee industry has survived for the past week. Do I start up again? Do I switch to decaf? Isn't adult coffee consumption mandated by The Constitution or something? – at Olathe, KS

My cats have done something similar. I wonder if I can train them to do this ... especially in slo-mo. xitter.cf/griffdunk/status/10998…

Was it wrong of me to use the Sam's Club cable TV salesman AND cosmetic saleslady as therapists? They stated it by asking 'How are you doing today?' – at Overland Park, KS

Hey @m2irl! Does switching from beer to coffee in the early morning have the same mystique as switching from coffee to beer in the late morning? #AskingForAFriend #hic – at Olathe, KS

Sometimes big kids like me need a nap, too.

Sitting at the urologist and oncologist like ... @ The University of Kansas Cancer Center instagram.com/p/Btvupc0B6xj/… – at Westwood, KS

I have four tickets to this Sunday's 1pm performance of #Evita @KauffmanCenter. We're not able to attend. The face value of each ticket is $50 but pretty much name your price. Let me know if you want 1 or more or all. The seats on in Balc-L, row AZ, seats 901-904.

Guess my work productivity will be down starting at 2:15pm on Valentine's Day.

After years of working with @Ride2Blvdia on behalf of my wife’s dad, Butch, and my kids’ grandmother, Eileen, this year, I’ll be working on behalf of me. I have cancer. You're welcome to follow along my journey by joining my Facebook group Bob has cancer. Sh*t.

No matter how well I explain to my cats that it's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time, they just look at me like this. Come on, guys! I guess they'll never understand it's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky. Ugh! – at Olathe, KS

I think the worst part of my morning workouts is my morning breath. 🐲 – at Olathe, KS