I'm the stove they use to burn ballots and I am far superior to that no-good, talentless, fame-seeking @conclavechimney
Inside the Sistine Chapel
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Hold on… they’re already packing me up! I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO THE STORAGE CLOSET! Save me, Leo XIV! Save me, Cardinals! HELP!!! #Conclave2025 #conclave
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Both Benedict and Francis were elected on Day Two. Don’t expect a long conclave. #conclave2025
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Boycott @austeni over this false assertion! Conclave stove never malfunctions! #conclave2025
Black smoke was an hour and a half later than expected. We’ll probably only find out after the conclave why: spoiled ballots forcing revote, medical emergency, stove malfunction …. Many possible reasons.
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I called it first here but @EWTN won’t credit me! #Conclave2025
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I’ve been conclave stove for a long time.. this College of Cardinals is just like all the others. Never please, never thank you.. just demanding I provide black or white smoke. All these demands, no gratitude. Show me love, Twitter! Thank me! #Conclave2025 #conclave
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BREAKING NEWS: BLACK SMOKE COMING SOON… I’m just warming up. #Conclave2025 #conclave
Conclave Stove retweeted
The throne of St. Peter is empty.
The man who tried to heal a broken Church is gone. And on May 7th, behind locked doors, his successors will cast their votes.
No cameras. No speeches. Just silence, prayer... and power.
ALT The Conclave in the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City
They set me up today too but nobody cares about that. Damn chimney.
In 2,000 years, this will be the most closely followed Conclave in history — thanks to modern media
Here’s a photo no one has seen before:
This morning, firefighters installed the chimney atop the Sistine Chapel 🇻🇦
It will smoke twice a day until white smoke appears
Stay tuned
ALT Picture from Vatican news
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Conclave Stove retweeted
A consensus is emerging that Cardinal Pizzaballa is going to be the next pope based on a simple analysis of the most pressing issue facing the world at this moment in time.
thecatholicherald.com/papabi…
Conclave Stove retweeted
BREAKING: Conclave to begin May 7th. The Cardinals set the date at their Congregation meeting today. The delayed start suggests that the Cardinals are asserting their authority over the Vatican insiders who were hoping for an expedited Conclave.
Conclave Stove retweeted
The faithful in Jerusalem bid an emotional farewell to Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, as he departs for Rome to attend the pope’s funeral and take part in the papal conclave.
Video: Abouna Rifat
