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Probably feels good af to drive a lifted Wrangler on 35s to the gay bar
It probably feels good af to drive a Subaru to an REI
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Holy shit this may be the most based leader on earth
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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As much as I hate petty theft and littering it makes me happy whenever I see that real heists are still being performed
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Some old lady in Cleveland keeps mistakenly using my childhood spam email. I have received a receipt from home Depot for a new toilet this morning. I hope you rip a large one in your new 1.28 gpf elongated chair height toilet with soft close Shirley
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Boys rawdog sex. Real men rawdog the golds gym slop music playlist
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I keep putting kibble in my dogs bowl, and it keeps disappearing. So I go buy more kibble, and refill the bowl. My wife said it sounds like your just feeding the dog kibble and I said yes that is exactly what's happening
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I heard on a podcast Elon musky always created a sense of urgency at his companies to get results. That's why when I have an important prompt I tell codex "Go!" At the end of it. I think I'm CEO material
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My dog keeps digging holes so I keep buying fill dirt at home depot. Every time she digs a new one I get another bag. My wife says it sounds like I'm just feeding fill dirt to the dog and I started crying
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Let's fucking goooo
The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Ok this is my last woke joke I swear
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What the FUCK is a kilometer
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Xi logging onto twitter today
Top of the Democratic agenda on day 1 needs to be a pause on advanced AI development, regulation of this out of control industry, and a ban on artificial superintelligence.
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The Democrats have started ruining my life already - just sharted myself during a meeting
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You bolt awake. What year is it? You ask your wife. Am I retarded? She laughs, "we don't say the R word anymore. Cmon anon, it's time for land acknowledgements". You look closer, she has blue hair and is a man. You are gay
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Breaking: it is now illegal to serve sunny side up eggs in Michigan, and they have been officially been renamed Shia side up eggs
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AOC sfter a transgender and a terrorist wim their respective races
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Saw the official OnX off-road car- I'm not surprised an absolute booty cheeks off road app rocks a virgin IFS bronco instead of a CHAD solid axle rig like a jeep (or OG bronco)
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Now that woke 3.0 maybe that one lesbian bar in MA can finally turn a profit
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There is a dim sum spot in San Francisco They call the house of the rising bun And it's been the ruin of many a slim foid And God, I know, I'm one
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Idle linkage, throttle lock, choke cable... There is something inherently BDSM about carburetors
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