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I hate DC Halloween wdym you are the lady doing an exercise video as the tanks roll in in the myanmar coup
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We weren't pretending queer
remember like 5 years ago when everyone was pretending to unironically listen to sea shanties what was up with that
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Hang it in the Louvre
EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
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From a video posted by the Coast Guard on their official YouTube channel 3 days ago detailing their efforts to stop human smuggling on the shores of San Diego. I have not modified the audio in any way.
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when its time to eat the rich and i get anne hathaway’s ass
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"Kaylee, my allegiance is to our bar's immunocompromised patrons, to INTERSECTIONALITY!"
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BREAKING: Activision is officially taking over Halo, Xbox announces “Activision will also be developing the next Halo title, led by a new, purpose-built team that is separate from ongoing development and plans for Call of Duty”
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Replying to @Zmei_Hhsss
mam teorię że Polacy boją się wiatru bo jak wieje to czasem usłyszą dźwięk który brzmi jak zdanie po polsku i myślą że to zjawa do nich gada
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Replying to @weeeelson
Tom Holland at it again
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Youre going to want to sit down for this
Nuke whoever started this trend
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I know a man who lowballs on Facebook marketplace when I see one.
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As a kid, I had a youtube channel where I made a bunch of explosives and put them in stuff like tree stumps, icy lakes etc to blow them up on camera (This is how we had fun in America before libtards labeled it "domestic terrorism" and cut our balls off) "How'd you learn to make explosives as a middle schooler?" Furries. I met a bunch of furries on a manufacturing forum What's a furry? I still have no idea, really. Just people who like dressing up as animals, probably. I'm sure there's nothing else weird going on As a kid my understanding of the situation was "They're like goths but instead of black they wear animals" Later I got into 3D printing, and a lot of the 3D printed gun guys had cartoon animal avatars. "Hmmm... reminds me of those bomb guys" Talk to a few and sure enough, they're furries too Then I come on X and start noticing the same type of profile pictures. Every time I click it's a a furry, and their bio is always one of two things: "He/they polyamorous neo-trans Marxo-capitalist. Friend to all. Homeless." or "Director of Engineering at Google Cloud Services" So this group of people who dresses up like animals and develops homemade firearms also runs every major tech company in the country And we still for some reason have people on here writing articles about how YOURE DOOMED TO THE PERMANENT UNDERCLASS UNLESS YOU START AN AI GRIFT IN THE NEXT SEVEN HOURS Is everyone retarded?? Just dress up like an animal and make friends with the furries. They are prepared for everything and they clearly know a lot more about the world than the articlebros I'm gonna be a cat
50% of furries are homeless prostitutes. The other 50% are directors at trillion-dollar tech companies
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At the transgender coffee shop. The food is so good. Breakfast and a large latte for just 15 bucks. Anti-ICE Art on the walls. Great music. I let the staff know everything’s delicious. They say aww thanks honey. If they knew my political views they’d happily see me killed
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jk rowling naming a black person
Oblock Switchyion was arrested for a possession of a Glock with a switch and silencer and other charges 😳
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