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Joined July 2019
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Rare self post on the twt
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As a fluent Spanish speaker, Spanish being a requirement to live in Miami is bullshit btw. The juxtaposition of having far-right politics & refusing to even learn the language of the land you’ve lived on for years is fucking crazy. Lol. No other major immigrant city is like this
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Never fucking mind my irls found this account.
If the heat win tomorrow I’ll post meat on the tl
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If the heat win tomorrow I’ll post meat on the tl
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“Dam immabumyo”
Replying to @MiamiHEAT
Another disaster class from Dam Immabumyo and retarded Spoelstra. Good job on being 0-4 you fucking losers.
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Oh shit my first banger tweet
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This is top tier u are in dating range
A girl just told me “you’re so adorable, it makes it hard to sexualize you”
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A girl just told me “you’re so adorable, it makes it hard to sexualize you”
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For real never kill your self
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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Coke always gave me jaw cramps, til i found out you could just buy it with money
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Terrifying
What is this genre of white woman called?
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Welp I guess that answers the question of if you can do blow and goon in the stall at club chronic #expand
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Ok so I guess we’re gonna workshop that one
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Ever since I got like 4 months deep into the gym every day I wake up horny enough to rip the hinges clean off a door. And Yet. I behave.
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This is why I started using twitter more so I can be a perv and say odd shit in #peace ☮️
Como é a sensação de ter flashbacks de coisas vergonhosas que eu disse ou fiz
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la vida cuando vives obsesionado con una mujer
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THE #NFA IS NO MORE HERES SOME RECENTLY ACQUIRED FIREARMS
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Getting ready 4 work
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Got too drunk last night. Woke up finding out she wants me too good grief
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