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Father, lawyer, squirrel enthusiast. UFCW Local 1473. Cat dad, Quizmaster, admirer of science. High Priest of Squirrels. 24 years sober. he/him. MU Law 2007

Joined September 2009
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I love that for him.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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Replying to @jcryle
So the claim is that I begin life already condemned, for a condition I didn't choose, and can escape punishment only because an innocent third party was executed on my behalf. That may be orthodox theology, but calling it "justice" requires rather more argument than simply asserting the doctrine.
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Replying to @itslinklauren
Notice how it’s an Indian who wrote that for CNN. Maybe we should look into his degree. 🤔
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if you don’t trust a woman with her own healthcare why would you trust her with the healthcare of a child?
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This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread
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This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍🌈
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Don't forget, amongst other failings, Jesus can't count for shit.
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Replying to @MollyJongFast
The idea is good but the text itself was rushed and not thought through. It violated a lot of standard practices to protect survivors and due process: 1. It also released documents related to allegations found to be false or unsubstantiated, not just verified violations or settlements. So innocent people would get lumped in with violators. 2. To our knowledge, there was zero victim consent or consultation on this text. That is very different than with Epstein, where victims are centered and consulted at every step. Here, victims offered all their statements with the promise of protection and anonymity. The text gave them no way to have a voice in what information of theirs or their accounts they wanted public or keep private. That is important because… 3. Although there was a throwaway line about redacting victim names, I do believe full witness or victim statements would have been released. With the way employment at the House works (offices are small, time periods of staff employment are publicly disclosed, etc) it means that even with names redacted you can definitely track details in witness statements and use that to ID victims without their consent. And there was zero mechanism for victims themselves to assert their privacy. Originally we were supposed to debate the details of the text over two days but for some reason they rushed the vote so we couldn’t iron out any of these details to get this information properly disclosed in a way that guarantees victim safety. If the text was clean I think you’d get a lot more support. As a survivor, I know why the vast majority of women never report at all and a lot of those reasons, even if unintentionally or inadvertently, were included here. For me at least, guaranteeing the safety and agency of victims and survivors would get me to a YES.
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Replying to @millenium8739
They don’t do tips in Europe. Restaurants pay their employees well. We live in a fucked up system.
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Assessing the Facts and Legal Questions About the U.S. Strikes on Alleged Drug Boats factcheck.org/2025/10/assess…
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If you live in Milwaukee, come see me host Geeks Who Drink trivia tonight at Buchanan’s. Link for time and address at geekswhodrink.com. I could use the support. Also, if anyone could amplify it, we’d be grateful.
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Retweet if you proudly voted for Kamala Harris!
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Mayor Pete Buttigieg: "Trump literally cannot comprehend that kind of sacrifice. And he certainly cannot comprehend a concept of politics that's not about your glorification, but about what you can do to make other people better off." #MorningJoe
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Even Nate Silver agrees Harris 283 Trump 255 Dementia J. is cratering Now let's metaphorically bury him
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Watch this one till the end
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