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The kid who won the Dylan and Cole Sprouse Danimals contest in 2009. Guards Up! Orange and Brown til I’m in the ground 🧡🤎

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Joined May 2010
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My best friend @LoganPaul fights the best Boxer ever today, what is your best friend doing today?
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If the Vikings trade for Shedeur today they’ll win the Super Bowl and he’ll have a 15 year HOF career
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I think 24 is too many but it’s undeniable that the worst playoff matchup will get more views than if those same teams with those same records played in a bowl game
Not sure this is going to get the desired response of excitement from people. These 1st round games from two years ago would have been bad bad.
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Ohio state being one of the best teams in the country with ZERO contingency plan at QB is so sad you can’t help but laugh
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Bucks vs Ducks Holy War UGA/Ole Miss Bama/LSU Catholics vs Convicts 0 Political Ads 45 degrees Fahrenheit, overcast weather
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Next stop ➡️ UNI-Dome 🏈 #iahsfb Semifinal Matchups ℹ️ 5A, 4A, 3A 📅 Nov. 12-14 🏆 iahsaa.org/football/state-pl…
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On this day, 157 years ago, college football was born. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. 🏈🎂
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Round it up to $10 give em a snack too
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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Here’s what people need to understand: my daughter couldn’t care less about the Muslim Brotherhood or transgender people. She voted on the fact that her and her husband had to DROP THEIR HEALTHCARE during this open enrollment because they can’t afford a $900 monthly premium and a $6000 dollar deductible. They are only insuring her so they can have another baby and are praying her husband and one year old don’t get too sick. So no, she couldn’t care less about Muslim’s in Minneapolis or Congress. She doesn’t care whether a person has a penis or a vagina. She doesn’t care whether her neighbor is documented or not. She doesn’t care about Iran or Israel or Ukraine. Her worries are in her home everyday knowing she can’t provide healthcare for her son. So every elitist who wants to say we are doomed, the country is going to change, be scared of this, etc. She doesn’t care. And until the everyday life of the average person improves and families have breathing room and can afford a home and health care, this is what we are going to get. The Republicans are SO out of touch about what actually matters and they deserved every bit of this.
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Intentionally getting someone with the same name as the opposing candidate to run as an independent is like a Nathan For You bit
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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Hit us with the “This was their Super Bowl” ass post 🤣
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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dude starting to cry as he realizes in real time that just being a hateful insular loser is not a popular position anymore lmaoooo
“Talarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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We’re putting Dylan Mulvaney back on the Bud Light can.
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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Wave so blue that Democrats who dropped out and don't even want to be there are still getting elected
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Kansas during the World Cup
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott’s defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
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Rob Sand wins and I-235 is immediately backed up beyond belief the next day #mad #pissed #pist
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At least we still have the DOGE checks and tariff checks coming
Replying to @CoryIsAwkward
Yeah, but it cost us all a $5,000 check.
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