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The kid who won the Dylan and Cole Sprouse Danimals contest in 2009. Guards Up! Orange and Brown til I’m in the ground 🧡🤎

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Bucks vs Ducks Holy War UGA/Ole Miss Bama/LSU Catholics vs Convicts 0 Political Ads 45 degrees Fahrenheit, overcast weather
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Next stop ➡️ UNI-Dome 🏈 #iahsfb Semifinal Matchups ℹ️ 5A, 4A, 3A 📅 Nov. 12-14 🏆 iahsaa.org/football/state-pl…
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On this day, 157 years ago, college football was born. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. 🏈🎂
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Here’s what people need to understand: my daughter couldn’t care less about the Muslim Brotherhood or transgender people. She voted on the fact that her and her husband had to DROP THEIR HEALTHCARE during this open enrollment because they can’t afford a $900 monthly premium and a $6000 dollar deductible. They are only insuring her so they can have another baby and are praying her husband and one year old don’t get too sick. So no, she couldn’t care less about Muslim’s in Minneapolis or Congress. She doesn’t care whether a person has a penis or a vagina. She doesn’t care whether her neighbor is documented or not. She doesn’t care about Iran or Israel or Ukraine. Her worries are in her home everyday knowing she can’t provide healthcare for her son. So every elitist who wants to say we are doomed, the country is going to change, be scared of this, etc. She doesn’t care. And until the everyday life of the average person improves and families have breathing room and can afford a home and health care, this is what we are going to get. The Republicans are SO out of touch about what actually matters and they deserved every bit of this.
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Intentionally getting someone with the same name as the opposing candidate to run as an independent is like a Nathan For You bit
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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dude starting to cry as he realizes in real time that just being a hateful insular loser is not a popular position anymore lmaoooo
“Talarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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We’re putting Dylan Mulvaney back on the Bud Light can.
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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Wave so blue that Democrats who dropped out and don't even want to be there are still getting elected
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Kansas during the World Cup
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott’s defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
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Tonight is terrible for my preferred policy outcomes but wonderful for our constitutional system. Congress had a responsibility to keep the president in line. Congress utterly failed to do so. So Congress gets thrown out by the people. And that’s wonderful.
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Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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Tonight’s outcome isn’t about placing faith in Democrats or socialist principles; it’s about holding Republicans accountable for betraying their promises. All Republicans had to do was: 1. put Americans First 2. not start another war 3. prosecute sex traffickers
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You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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WERE SKIPPING WOKE 2.0, WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO WOKE 3.0!!!!!!!
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Georgia might be electing the first black female governor in the history of the United States tonight holy shit 😭😭😭😭
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