No philosopher, no savant, an incompetent zoologist, he drinks too much and cannot punctuate. Someone ought to put a stop to him.

Joined February 2014
Help us to end rough sleeping in Southwark and keep everyone warm and safe this winter. If you do see someone sleeping rough and want to help, please contact streetlink.org.uk/
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I had a museum for the things I brough home as a child: a dusty old chest of drawers in the barn next to the house. It had peeling veneer, ornate metal looped handles and three deep drawers, to which I assigned a different category of treasure. #mudlarking
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Snares present a danger to hedgehogs, this petition ends tomorrow and needs 30,000 more signatures to secure a debate. You know what to do…petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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oh my lord this is UNREAL
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I don’t usually post much wine stuff on here, but as @Vindinista has won the @Decanter award for Best London Neighbourhood Wine Shop, it seemed appropriate…
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Saw a flash of orange while swimming and it was a butterfly, so I scooped it up in my big foamy hand and swam one-armed to keep it above water. Carried it home where it dried off, its wings popped open and it climbed all over me because one of them was broken.
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Retweet for a chance to win a signed @ChinnJeremy2 mini helmet
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The human brain is incredible. It’s capable of both engineering a life saving mRNA vaccine and deciding that anti-parasitic cattle paste is a better option. Just unbelievable range.
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Expert walking
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Do you or someone you know want to come work for me? Sure you do, I'm a lovely bloke, I sell awesome booze and you get to work at the best independent wine & spirits shop in Scotland*. * Like, officially, we are Harpers' Indie Top 50 Scottish Winner 2020
We are hiring! Looking for 2 new part time staff to join the team here in St Andrews. Who wouldn't want to be be part of this awesome crew? Find full details on the role at the link below and apply with your CV & cover letter to [email protected] luvians.com/jobs/
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Oli North retweeted
Working Class Characters by Middle Class Filmmakers w/ @dominic_machale
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I don’t know which is more beautiful: our new @CoteDuPy knife (Ishizuchi KU Aogami #2 180mm Gyoto blade on a hand-crafted handle from old Barossa spalted Syrah vines) the @MeatPeter bbq Himalayan salt-aged Côte de Beouf the delicious @LaBriWine 2014 Syrah #HappySaturday
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This is a very thoughtful piece on the role of glutamate in wine - what happens through rigorous lees conservation and optimization of its uptake. (But beware, lest the lees digest the wine rather than the more salutary opposite effect.)
Replying to @RandallGrahm
I’ve actually written a companion piece about umami in wine to go alongside the new issue. donalde.me/pairings/umami-an… :)
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Personal news: After years of flawless service, the Tooth Fairy hit a rough patch this week.
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If you didn’t see it before here are some more pics of my new knife from @CoteDuPy Handle made from 60 yo Shiraz vines that had been uprooted as suffering from ‘dead arm’ a disease that partially kills the vine hence the light and dark wood in the same piece. 🔪🔪🔥🔥😍😍
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The man who promised that Brexit would only bring joy is now using it as a unit of measurement "How much does this hurt on the Brexit scale? Mild discomfort? Acute pain? Agony Bankruptcy? – at South East, England
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To replace India Club with a modernised hotel is to wipe away over half a century of history. Krishna Menon, Secretary of the India League, set up India Club as a symbol of Indo-British friendship. Long may he cast his watchful eye over diners. #saveindiaclub #Westminster
NEWS! Pit themes!
NEWS! There be 3 (three!) issues of Pit this year, and we are looking for pitches on the following themes: MSG (Issue 09), KEBABS (Issue 10) and NIGHT MARKET (Issue 11). As ever we are open-minded and like bending rules, so don't be shy. Please send to [email protected]
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