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Anti-Pinko. Anti-Uniparty. Neo-Traditionalist.

A long dead Republic
Joined November 2022
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
They’re withholding the numbers because they’re dog shit. Anyone with eyes can walk into their nearest Costco and see that the number of foreigners has only increased over the last two years.
🚨JUST FILED🚨 DHS continues to withhold deportation statistics and is being sued AGAIN over it by The Oversight Project. On September 18, 2026, they requested records showing the number of aliens who self-deported via the CBP Home app (and related stipend or exit-bonus payments) from May through mid-September 2026, plus monthly breakdowns of removals by category (expedited removals, voluntary returns, reinstatements, administrative removals, immigration-judge orders, and verified voluntary removals) for May–August 2026. DHS acknowledged the requests, conditionally granted some fee waivers, and transferred one to ICE, but missed the statutory response deadlines and has produced no records. The complaint alleges FOIA violations for inadequate searches, wrongful withholding of non-exempt records, constructive denial of fee waivers, and improper fee assessments, and seeks an order compelling searches, production of records, a declaration of violations, and an award of costs and attorneys’ fees.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Congress voted to protect their sexual harassment records but not America’s elections. Never forget that…
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It's almost like living in an actual Christian society could've stopped these excesses. The people that rule you are demons.
Turns out God knew. How weird.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
I think figures like Bukele popping off made Trump’s weakness all the more apparent.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
When in doubt always help your friends Loyalty is the primary political virtue
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Why do conservatives get Jimmy‘s Gold4u and small beans Patriot Coffee Co, while liberals get Pepsi, Nike, Gap, etc? Conservatives face preemptive, de facto cancel culture in corporate sponsorships. When corporate executives, marketing departments, and agencies operate within predominantly liberal cultural environments, conservative viewpoints can be reflexively categorized as controversial, polarizing, or a brand risk, even when they’re perfectly mainstream, milquetoast political opinions. Meanwhile, liberal ideological assumptions can be treated as culturally normative rather than political. The result is an uneven playing field where conservatives are disqualified before they’ve even opened their mouths.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
It's time for the return of Christian military orders.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
It’s simple, you side with the American people every time Their wellbeing, their future, that’s all that matters You reject the bullshit economics, the elite warfare, the foreign interests, the ideological nonsense America for Americans as the entire and singular principle
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
There’s a reason DC fought Elon and DOGE… They’re all frauds. They’re all thieves. America is $40+ trillion in debt. It’s a total team effort. Republicans and Democrats are both robbing American taxpayers. Both parties. Elon and DOGE exposed them. You can’t unsee it.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
The man responsible for advising Trump and propagandizing your parents into supporting a disastrous war is crying about being locked out of his AOL email like it’s 1998
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Thune openly admits he wanted Republicans to be the beautiful losers again
GOP Leader Thune defends Republicans not passing the SAVE Act: "This is the way the Founders designed the Senate. The filibuster gives a minority in the country a voice, which now we are going to appreciate. We are going to be that minority."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The filibuster wasn't created by the Founders. It arose by accident in 1806 when a rules change allowed unlimited debate. Formal cloture began in 1917 and was lowered to 60 votes in 1975. Under the Constitution, standard bills only require a simple majority to pass. senate.gov/about/powers-p… brookings.edu/articles/the-h…
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Your average Republican congressman would sacrifice their firstborn into a volcano for Israel but cannot pass a bill with like 80% support and you wonder why every zoomer is a socialist and bisexual
GOP Leader Thune defends Republicans not passing the SAVE Act: "This is the way the Founders designed the Senate. The filibuster gives a minority in the country a voice, which now we are going to appreciate. We are going to be that minority."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The filibuster wasn't created by the Founders. It arose by accident in 1806 when a rules change allowed unlimited debate. Formal cloture began in 1917 and was lowered to 60 votes in 1975. Under the Constitution, standard bills only require a simple majority to pass. senate.gov/about/powers-p… brookings.edu/articles/the-h…
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Just another day in Montgomery County, Maryland.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Good question.
Why do we never hear Christian leaders calling for illegals to repent of their sin of violating the borders of another nation? Theft is a sin, fraud is a sin, dispossession is a sin Yet I never hear Christian leaders demanding illegal aliens say anything about it
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
The “Free Market” is when YOU have a federally mandated wage floor and 25% effective tax rate, but illegal aliens get to work under the table for cash because all their living expenses are covered by Section 8, EBT, WIC, TANF, Medicaid, schooling, Obama phones, and internet/utilities subsidies.
The “Free Market” is when young people have to compete against a guy in India on an iPad for a hotel clerk job
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Replying to @BillMelugin_
“I’m proud of what this Republican team has accomplished together” John Thune Republican team accomplishments: 1.) Blocked Trump’s recess appointments. 2.) Blocked Trump’s US Attorney appointments. 3.) Blocked Trump’s Judicial nominations. 4.) Blocked passage of the SAVE America Act. 5.) Blocked codifying Trump’s EOs and DOGE cuts. 6.) Brought about the worst midterm loss in Republican history.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Did you know that the United Nations has called for “the disarming of civilians”? In 1995, the UN published Our Global Neighborhood, which included this call for civilian disarmament. The average American has no idea this is part of the UN's stated position.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
The CEO of the largest H1B company in America is on the Board of the US Chamber of Commerce - the largest lobbying organization in America - and is lobbying DHS to get more H1B’s into America. What a disaster.
Replying to @DoDeportations
The CEO of Cognizant is on their board.
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Professor Layabout 🇺🇸 ✝️ retweeted
Hey, look, it’s some more of that “not demon worship” that all the Indians were telling me about this week.
The Indians are pushing for Diwali to be an official holiday in America. Welcome to diwali
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