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people hated the star wars prequels for years but looking back they're absolute cinema
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slowly then all at once teapaw.org/realannapaulina/status…
Polling out of MI! GET OUT AND VOTE!
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why are the odds of a peace deal increasing? Because Iran's gambit to try to manipulate the midterms through fake news and the occasional attacks in the strait has failed - even Iran doesn't see a blue wave coming teapaw.org/clashreport/status/211…
Qatari mediators are traveling to Tehran late Monday to meet Araghchi on a version of the draft US-Iran deal, Reuters reports. The official said the talks center on a version of the draft deal under negotiation for the past eight days. clashreport.com/world/articl…
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after all that they couldn't get crude over $120, they couldn't make the war a bigger issue in voters minds and even a blue wave won't save them even if it did magically materialize
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if the NYT says it, it's more like 15 points teapaw.org/LeadingReport/status/2…
Late-decider voters are swinging Republican by 9 points, per NYT.
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When the PTSD from Friday hits you on Sunday night
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overheard while shopping "Oh she's got it. Yeah post-partum depression is really common actually, it's pretty normal for some moms to hate their kids"
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If the Rebel Alliance was based on the Viet Cong then the Empire were the good guys
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“I only spent a week with Jabba on Tatooine? Why are you so insecure?”
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she had a great run but i think this will mark her peak hotness and she's going to veer off into being yet another insufferable preachy hollywood celeb
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The media went from "Illegals don't vote" to "Illegals rarely vote" to "Illegals don't vote as much as republicans say they do" in less than a year.
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The absolute height of Biden-era DEI slop, wow this is bleak but hilarious lmao teapaw.org/Grrted/status/21165473…
Whenever I get angry I watch the Concord character selects
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The quickest way for me to disregard all your cultural opinions is if I find out you thought Eyes White Shut was a movie about infidelity and martial problems
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Happy Halloween everyone, if you're going out looking like this today DM me, my inbox is open
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daylight savings enjoyers deserve what's coming
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you and the girl you took a photo with at waffle house at 3AM on halloween completely plastered
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🔫trust but verify
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one $900 Vetements bomber jacket short of going as this infamous moment for Halloween
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overheard while shopping "yeah, post-partum depression is a lot more common than people think, it makes moms hates their kids"
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wait until they see the Empire edits teapaw.org/MorseReport/status/211…
🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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