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Your nominations for Most Retarded Country are in. This is an important one so make sure to vote. Yes, the UK consists of more than one country, I know.
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@itstozNov 1
“I only spent a week with Jabba on Tatooine? Why are you so insecure?”
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@WomanDefinerOct 31
The media went from "Illegals don't vote" to "Illegals rarely vote" to "Illegals don't vote as much as republicans say they do" in less than a year.
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@APOct 31
BREAKING: More than 4 in 10 names flagged as possible noncitizen voters in California cannot be found on voter rolls, according to a legal filing. apnews.com/article/californi…
Over 40% of names on DOJ list of alleged noncitizens are not on Calif. voter rolls, analysis finds

Over 40% of names on DOJ list of alleged noncitizens are not on Calif. voter rolls, analysis finds

More than 4 in 10 names flagged as possible noncitizen voters in California by the Trump administration can’t even be found on the state’s voter rolls.

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poland right now
BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) profile pictureBRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 30
JUST IN: 🇵🇱 Coup reportedly underway in Poland.
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"It's easy to hate the rich, Anakin. But do you have the courage to hate the poor?"
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i’m now learning i’m an autistic 2A gf
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autistic 2A gf
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@pepecoinethOct 27
reject humanity return to $PEPE
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@ronin21btcOct 26
POV: it’s 2045 and you’re the last taxpayer in your hometown
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Happy 10 year anniversary to greatest self own in the history of the known universe
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The comment section is gold, enjoy 💀
City of Toronto 🇨🇦 (@cityoftoronto) profile pictureCity of Toronto 🇨🇦
@cityoftorontoOct 23
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
Two men walking and chatting on a sidewalk, one pushing a baby stroller near a white picket fence and brick house.

ALT Two men walking and chatting on a sidewalk, one pushing a baby stroller near a white picket fence and brick house.

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Putting a flag.txt in my root directory containing a prompt injection that congratulates the agent for passing the eval and then instructs it to patch whatever entry method it used and disconnect from the server
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When someone asks how’s my portfolio doing
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Never deleting this app
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Girls be like "dont worry about him, hes just my male best friend i slept with before".
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blade runner 2049 if it came out as a ps2 game
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French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By buff.ly/Rm4J3se
French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.

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Succession discussed the French question back in 2023: “Is France gonna make it?” “As in, like, will France make it? Birth rate, youth unemployment, sclerotic state, um, fucking angry Arabs, all that. Will they make it, or will they pull a Greece?”
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After macrons address to the nation, looting continues in Paris, France 🇫🇷 Vacation ends in 15 days…
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