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Crystal ✨ Mom πŸ§‘β€πŸ§’β€πŸ§’ CDC πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ³ God is good πŸ™πŸΌ Idgaf bout what you gotta say, this MY page. DMs = blocked πŸ’— | soles have a price πŸ¦ΆπŸΌπŸ’Έ

Dorchester
Joined March 2026
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Summer has been so good to me πŸ’™
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EverybodyHatesChris πŸ‡­πŸ‡³β™ŒοΈ retweeted
Lmao this is HOTTTTTT
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EverybodyHatesChris πŸ‡­πŸ‡³β™ŒοΈ retweeted
To love me is to consider me. This is my favorite form of love; just consider me at all times. In friendships, relationships, and family.
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β€œIn the most humblest way.. even at my worst, I’m still considerate, and that’s why I’m blessed.” πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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I know my boss mad as fuck I’m back. There was a temp chef sitting at my desk when I walked in. I said, β€œokay, the real boss is back, wipe my desk down please and get up from my chair.” My boss said, β€œoh God I see you haven’t changed.” NOPE, still don’t like ya ass πŸ˜‚
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One of the biggest lessons this year is to stop being so considerate in situations you are not considered.
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Yall seen The Invisible Man? I watched it yesterday. It was pretty good.
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I was on leave for some time from work. Boy did my staff miss me! I already got 2 cappuccinos, a smoothie, a bowl of fruit and a plate of food on my desk in the first hour I got back. I missed them right tf back fr.
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Dating someone new and realizing the lover girl in you is actually gone is so sad.
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It do be better nggas
yall females gotta stop thinking it’s always a better nigga.. i promise you it’s not
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This the whitest white ppl shit I’ve ever seen YUCK πŸ₯΄
IKYFL!! Anyone who always has racist in their mentions bookmark this! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€
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EverybodyHatesChris πŸ‡­πŸ‡³β™ŒοΈ retweeted
A CELIA COSTUME OMG
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This is the most important piece of art I’ve ever seen.
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EverybodyHatesChris πŸ‡­πŸ‡³β™ŒοΈ retweeted
I date one person at a time and if that doesn’t work out I move on! Too many personalities and things to remember ain’t for me
I don’t know how people can date more than one person. Just dating one person be a lot, adding more people to the mix is overwhelming!
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Alright, time to put the Christmas tree up.
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Happy Halloween πŸ˜…πŸ˜‹ from Humpty Dumpty
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This would unfortunately win me back πŸ˜‚
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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He do all this, but I’m still single FOH πŸ˜‚
Single until someone calls me daily to see if I ate or need to be ate.😭😭
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I’M A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!
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