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Go where you're celebrated not tolerated
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May I come over and flabber your gast?
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shut up you ugly fuck
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Why is there no option in Google Maps to switch to dark mode only during the night?
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I feel healed
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BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) profile pictureBuzzFeed
@BuzzFeedNov 5
🫡 buzzfeed.com/lily_grossinger…
Blexas? Bliowa? Blansas? Answer These 10 Questions To Find Out Which Flipped Senate Seat You Are

Blexas? Bliowa? Blansas? Answer These 10 Questions To Find Out Which Flipped Senate Seat You Are

We can't ALL be Blexas.

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What the hell happened to the Bando Stone & The New World movie?
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YouTube removing the subscription tab from the main nav bar is by far the STUPIDEST thing I've ever witnessed. @YouTube YOU ARE ALL DUNCE!
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You're not gonna believe this, but we fixed search in Outlook... techcommunity.microsoft.com/…
How Outlook Search is changing: ranking, resilience, and the feedback loop | Microsoft Community Hub

How Outlook Search is changing: ranking, resilience, and the feedback loop | Microsoft Community Hub

Search quality is easy to describe and difficult to engineer. A user may remember a sender, a phrase, or the approximate time of a message—but not the exact...

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DELETE THIS WAYNE!! 😭😭
Wayne Chen (@wcchen) profile pictureWayne Chen
@wcchenNov 4
Byron Donalds, 48, Republican born in Brooklyn to a #Jamaican mother, Jamaican-Panamanian father, elected Florida’s first Black Governor. #Jamaica #Caribbean npr.org/2026/11/03/g-s1-1512…
Republican Byron Donalds wins governor's race in Florida

Republican Byron Donalds wins governor's race in Florida

Donalds, who was backed early by President Trump, will become the state's first Black governor.

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This only happened because of Melatonin by @Tinashe THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 🫡
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Good night folks!
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NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrats win the Senate to take full control of Congress away from Republicans, with voters rebuking Trump’s policies, NBC News Projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Democrats capture full control of Congress, NBC News projects, fueled by victories in deeply...

Democrats capture full control of Congress, NBC News projects, fueled by victories in deeply...

Democrats capitalized on voter anger over Trump and affordability, flipping seats in deep-red and major battleground states alike.

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!!!!
CVM Television (@CVMTV) profile pictureCVM Television@CVMTVNov 4
An altercation occurred in the House of Representatives involving North West Manchester Member of Parliament Mikael Phillips and West Kingston MP Desmond McKenzie. Read the full story: cvmtv.com/breaking/mikael-ph…
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Well it done now
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Adam Hamilton wins U.S. Senate race in Kansas, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/48BOx2c
BREAKING: Democrat Adam Hamilton wins U.S. Senate race in Kansas, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/kansas-senate-results

ALT BREAKING: Democrat Adam Hamilton wins U.S. Senate race in Kansas, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/kansas-senate-results

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America always flips to blue in times of turmoil btw 😏😏 they will reset once things calm down again
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Blooop
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Sherrod Brown wins special election for U.S. Senate seat in Ohio, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4BIyBZw
BREAKING: Democrat Sherrod Brown wins special election for U.S. Senate seat in Ohio, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-special-elections/ohio-senate-results

ALT BREAKING: Democrat Sherrod Brown wins special election for U.S. Senate seat in Ohio, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-special-elections/ohio-senate-results

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@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4zqAlF8
BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/texas-governor-results

ALT BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa wins Texas's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/texas-governor-results

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Welcome back Gulf of Mexico!
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How Blue house doing?
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Well, isn't that the problem Minister Dervin? Should the public not have a full view of the government's plans and actions?
Dervin Saint Paul (@ThaDervster) profile pictureDervin Saint Paul@ThaDervsterNov 2
You guys do not know enough about what the GoJ is doing for you to be applying all of these alarmist theoretical frameworks to their governance of this country.
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The AUDACITY. You already HAVE the world's supply of RAM. Spinning hard drives have almost tripled in price thanks to datacenters but yea, sure, it's MY fault for wanting a crumb of RAM for my PC. Fuck off Sam.
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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New: Proton CEO Andy Yen just cancelled the company's 're-interviews'. Comes after our investigation The re-interviews would have been about how workers were using AI, with the clear implication you might be fired "He has a rebellion on his hands." 404media.co/protons-ceo-canc…
Proton’s CEO Cancels AI ‘Re-Interviews’

Proton’s CEO Cancels AI ‘Re-Interviews’

The move came after 404 Media published an investigation into how Proton CEO Andy Yen was aggressively pushing AI across Proton despite security concerns and the culture of fear he has created.

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