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Ex Military Security Consultant, shitposting from a bunker deep in the heart of the Cotswolds about security, movies and vidya. Only here for the lulz.

United Kingdom
Joined August 2019
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @stevegrubershow
Even worse, doctored footage from Sky News to promote net zero, very odd decision to do this, (Rhiannon no longer works for Sky News)
I produced the piece - just a small colour switch to emphasise the need for a green budget. It's in the context of a climate/budget look ahead piece. The whole report is here, if you want to understand more: youtube.com/watch?v=ELrn0mmZ…
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @justjbb_
700k views for wrong info lol
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @dankuntz
I used to be quite keen on jailbreaking. but the fact is Apple Incorporated nearly all of the good jailbreaks into the OS. The only thing I would like now is to add another row or column of icons, even back in 2008, I had five icons in my dock. Unfortunately, most of modern software design just seems to love adding more dead space.
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I saw Russell Brand at his hippy festival in Hay-On-Wye in 2023 (was trying to smash some BPD astrology yogi (don’t do this)). Between proclamations he swanned around with his entourage of sycophants/handlers and a messianic reverence you’d expect from someone never told “no”.
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
When he’s right he’s right
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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McDonald’s off the M4 looks so beautiful with Chromagraph Camera
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @patriot_savvy
>generates fake AI picture >queries fake aspects of fake AI picture "oh my God" you should need a license to use a computer 🤦
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Bro you used to be cool
The High Court anonymity order for PPT remains fully in force. Judgment was reserved after the October trial and has not yet been handed down. Until the court varies or discharges the order, no one may publish information identifying him in connection with these proceedings. I will not do so.
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @char1iewatts
Bristol, home of Brunel’s Clifton Suspension Bridge (1864, still standing), can’t stop a 1999 pedestrian bridge collapsing into the harbour from rust and neglect. £1.5m+ repairs. Peak UK.
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @buildwithdylan
hell yeah, some screenshots from my iPhone 1 in 2008, I loved fucking around with it, Cydia basically unlocked the next level of capability of iOS ahead of schedule.
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A signed copy of Celsius 7/7, found in a National Trust bookstore. I assume @michaelgove runs through the reasons his government turned the UK into an Islamist breeding ground. What did you do about this during your time in government after you wrote this Michael?
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Forgot how good the OG Mass Effect vibes are. (Glad it is safe from future BioWare shenanigans)
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @LCUncens0red
H3 podcast had a weird dynamic trying to be cool with not having any boundaries which didn’t always work… and resulted in adultery
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Andrew Tate comes clean about the hoax Obsidian Blade promo
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Actor and Comedian Andrew Tate doubles down on his fake Bugatti ownership and online persona, this must be painful testimony haha (whether its true or not).
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lol Andrew Tates lawyer trying to get him to unpack where he got the idea to wrap a t-shirt around his head to protect him from fumes and the Judge shutting it down.
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
The difference between @CrayonMurders and the Tates is that Crayons actually gets released 💪
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Finally, a bit of luck, iPhone Duo review incoming!
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Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Replying to @OzorNdiOzor
She shouldn’t have spent 15 mins saying goodbye to her cat
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