Doug

Man, I am sorry. But I am alone, unlike the original plan. My nephew didn't want to come. My ex-partner didn't want my son to come. Nobody wants to celebrate this with me. So it is just me, and Kane cake. I cannot eat this all alone, so I didn't get anything bigger.

People have asked me what I will do when Harry Kane wins The Ballon D’or. I have already planned so much. Firstly, I will be going to my local baker, and asking her to design a cake, as attached on the image. I will be cutting and eating it after the ceremony. I will be eating it with my nephew, my mother, and I will even try to see if my ex girlfriend will allow my son to attend, as this occasion would be one of the most important days of my life. My father will not be invited, as he will just insult me. But before that, I will be doing his celebration when the winner his announced. Finally, I will be cooking for the day. Harry Kane’s favourite food is hot dogs, so I will be making hot dogs for the entire family. Homemade sausages. I have ordered a sausage press just for this. And as per my restaurant idea, I will make it Harry Kane themed. Harry Kane dogs. But I feel I could do more, for such a special event. I do not know.