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Stat prediction for mendoza
41-44
623 yards
10 touchdowns
1 fumble ( recovered for a td by himself)
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Being self-employed for 18 years has made me completely unemployable. Not because I can't do the job. Because I can't sit in a room full of adults pretending something stupid makes sense.
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It’s nice when the fantasy app is like, congrats on winning champ, go grab a miller lite right now at 8 am on a Tuesday
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We never realized how tired our parents were. Dad came home from work and still fixed things. Mom made dinner, and kept us going. They carried worries we never knew existed. That's the generation that raised us.
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Cris Collinsworth is fully prepared to have an affair behind Patrick Mahomes back with Caleb Williams
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Personally, I think double stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos.
Regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos
Thoughts???
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Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.

























