We are living through the death of white-collar work as we know it. For decades, office jobs were considered the pinnacle of American success. But HR Karens, excessive bureaucracy, and hiring practices favoring girl bosses and H-1Bs over qualified young men have completely ruined the allure of office work. Now, the decay has gotten so bad that something as simple as a screening process can’t even be done effectively anymore. If you don’t match the ideal Hinge profile, HR Susan will swipe left like it’s a dating app. If you want a living wage, they’ll hire an H-1B instead. Now, if your resume has the wrong punctuation, you’re disqualified because of lazy programming. They continue to say that young men have abandoned the workforce, but really, the workforce is abandoning them.