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she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
fallon iverson retweeted
If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
Sources on the scene are reporting that I feel like I was hit by a bus which made me airborne resulting in me being hit by another bus before a third bus intimately ran me over. My entire body is so tender, even touching my scalp to put my hair up hurts.
Reports from Fishtown that I feel terrible and the tenderness/inflammation in my ~entire body~ are sparking concerns for my health with some officials stating that I’m hoping so badly that this is a weird fluke and I don’t have the flu. More to come as this story progresses.
