@daFalligator

cat mom and certified “true fan” of the Sixers per @dmorey 👣 @clayvage

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Joined February 2012
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rainbow boy
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Sure whatever.
Eagles Nation
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Go to your music library and shuffle a song.. The title is how tonight’s game is gonna go.
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ivy, MBA@smartgworl22h
“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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hazel🎃🧹@BluebriarArts21h
she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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jes@jescross5h
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
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buxom and bald
@BitchassChicken14h
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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C O U R T N E Y@icourtneycries15h
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Philadelphia 76ers
@sixers15h
final. @Bloom_Energy
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“I would die for my family” Buddy you won’t even vote for them to have healthcare, clean water, and safe schools.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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A Plum w her mum (she’s cuddling with me rn) and a Plum in the sun
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Sources on the scene are reporting that I feel like I was hit by a bus which made me airborne resulting in me being hit by another bus before a third bus intimately ran me over. My entire body is so tender, even touching my scalp to put my hair up hurts.
fallon iverson@daFalligatorOct 25
Reports from Fishtown that I feel terrible and the tenderness/inflammation in my ~entire body~ are sparking concerns for my health with some officials stating that I’m hoping so badly that this is a weird fluke and I don’t have the flu. More to come as this story progresses.
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I thought they started selling guns for a second
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this was my nickname in highschool
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Jaylen Brown
@FCHWPOJun 24
I love cats
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Novig
@NovigOct 25
🚨 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS HISTORY For just the SECOND time since 1971, three 76ers players have scored 25+ points in the same game, with one recording a triple-double. This team is generational 🔥
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Reports from Fishtown that I feel terrible and the tenderness/inflammation in my ~entire body~ are sparking concerns for my health with some officials stating that I’m hoping so badly that this is a weird fluke and I don’t have the flu. More to come as this story progresses.
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This could very well just be a rough fibromyalgia flare up so we’ll see.
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Oh??
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