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"@TSA has secret policies that tell its screeners that they must seize travelers’ cash,” @DanAlban, the lawyer leading a nationwide class-action suit against the agency, tells me.
Alban is with the Institute for Justice, which is fighting to stop airport checkpoints from being #Constitution-free zones.
TSA victim & @IJ client Rebecca Brown nailed the outrage: “The government shouldn’t be able to take money for no reason. . . . No one should be forced to go through this nightmare.”
#FourthAmendment #4A #ConstitutionalLaw #Airport #Cash #Checkpoints #Litigation #ClassAction #PublicInterestLaw #ProBono
nypost.com/2026/02/17/opinio…
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Replying to @Billem_DaFoe
I'd like to take this bait if I may...
Kevin Smith's 'Clerks The Animated Series' featured a scene where Randal puts George Lucas on trial for The Phantom Menace and demands a refund. This was before episode 2 was even released.
Congrats to Richard Borg and all of the Commands & Colors team. Their game, C&C: American Civil War, just crossed 500 in less than 48 hours and has thus "Made the Cut." Thanks to all of you who have supported them and GMT with your orders to date. gmtgames.com/p-1268-commands…
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I don’t even care if it’s “IN BRUGES But It’s CIA.” In fact, I hope it’s that. I would watch 27 “IN BRUGES But It’s” movies.
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Two things I think happened around the same time: 1.) RT made a concerted effort to increase the number of accredited critics and 2.) 2014/2015 marks the moment where poptimsm more or less took over as the reigning critical ethos.
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Wow, I had no clue. It explains though why I felt that some highly rated movies I saw were pretty average...
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It is genuinely hilarious that a guy who worked his ass off to get into an Ivy League school -- and wrote a whole book about why that is good and important -- now has to play stupid in front of the entire planet in order to boost his political career
I was 20 when Phantom Menace was released. Camped out with friends outside the theater a few days before it opened. Dressed up as a Jedi for the opening midnight screening. Rarely been so disappointed in my entire life, nor seen the energy in a theater drop so much from pre-film to post-film credits.
And that same thing happened all across America for weeks...
...because Episode 1 has a terrible script, wildly uneven acting, with only a few good scenes (podrace, Duel of the Fates) sandwiched by a whole LOT of overhyped Jarjarbage.
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At the very very least:
If you think she didn’t get the joke…
Isn’t it remarkable that Holmes presented as a genius in every high-stakes encounter in which counterparties needed to believe in her genius … and then, after being caught, presented as an idiot in every context in which pretending to be an idiot would be convenient?
Isn’t that kind of interesting?
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I saw a lot of this in the 1990s and 2000s with what are called "twin films" - which are two studios competing to release very similar movies to capture audiences they feared their competitors would win by being either first to market or alone in the market.
1993/94 - TOMBSTONE versus WYATT EARP.
1997 - DANTE'S PEAK versus VOLCANO
1998 - ANTZ versus A BUG'S LIFE.
2000 - MISSION TO MARS versus RED PLANET
2003 - FINDING NEMO versus SHARK TALE.
2005/06 - CAPOTE versus INFAMOUS.
2006 - THE ILLUSIONIST versus THE PRESTIGE.
2009 - PAUL BLART: MALL COP versus OBSERVE AND REPORT.
We also see it today in Warner Brothers trying to copy the success of the interconnected MCU by building - so far unfruitfully - a similar DC film universe.
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In 2024, Bear 32, also known as Chunk, was observed eating 45 sockeye salmon in 10.5 hours from Brooks River in Katmai National Park & Preserve.
At an estimated average of 3,000 calories per fish, Chunk consumed around 135,000 calories in that one sitting.
Jafar Panahi has been sentenced to five years and one month in prison by a Tehran court:
• The new ruling, according to his lawyer, is separate from a previous one-year prison sentence
• The court also ordered the confiscation of Panahi’s assets and imposed two-year bans on social media use and travel
variety.com/2026/film/global…
Errol Morris was hired by Elizabeth Holmes in 2015 to shoot a series of notorious ads for Theranos that depicted her staring wide-eyed into the camera.
Morris exclusively reveals to Variety that he actually conducted a two-hour interview with Holmes that he’s contemplating releasing in the wake of "You Can See Everything."
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Replying to @CMRobertWhiteDC
If every tenant in the city finds out they can get a 2/3rds discount on their rent by not paying, don't you worry this is going to create some bad incentives?
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Afghan children play in the scraps of abandoned Soviet tanks from the 1980s Afghan War.
Many international observers believe that if the United States puts troops on the ground, they’ll meet the same fate.
Those wringing their hands over whether YCSE is *really* a #documentary might be interested to know that sixty years ago, a BBC film depicting World War III including *a nuclear attack on England* won the #AcademyAward for Best Documentary.
#TheWarGame
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wa… – at Seven Corners, VA
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One hundred and forty five years ago today, in Tombstone, Arizona Territory, four men walked down Fremont Street and about thirty seconds later three men were dead.
It did not happen at the O.K. Corral.
It happened in a narrow vacant lot beside a photography studio belonging to a man named C.S. Fly. The back entrance of the O.K. Corral was roughly six doors away. The fight was never in it or next to it.
Nobody called it the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral at the time either. The event was barely known outside Arizona until Stuart Lake's heavily fictionalized Wyatt Earp biography in 1931, and the name everybody uses comes from a Burt Lancaster movie in 1957.
The real dispute was not lawmen against outlaws in any clean way. It was factional, and the factions were about as sharp as they get in a town of a few thousand people.
The Earps were Republicans and Northerners, tied to the town, the mining money, and the Tombstone Epitaph. The Cowboys were rural, Southern-sympathizing ranchers with a profitable side business in rustling and stolen horses, tied to county sheriff Johnny Behan and the Tombstone Nugget. Two parties, two newspapers, two economies, one small town.
The legal hook was Ordinance 9, passed in April 1881, which made it illegal to carry a deadly weapon inside Tombstone without a written permit. You checked your gun when you came into town.
The night before, Ike Clanton got drunk, picked a fight with Doc Holliday, and then spent hours telling anybody who would listen that he was going to kill the Earps. Virgil Earp, the town marshal, played poker with him until dawn.
The next afternoon Virgil walked up behind Ike, pistol-whipped him, and dragged him in front of a judge, who fined him twenty five dollars.
Witnesses said Wyatt told Ike he was going to have to fight. Ike said, "Fight is my racket, and all I want is four feet of ground."
Behan then told the Earps he had already disarmed the Clantons and McLaurys. He had not. He later testified that he had only said he intended to.
So Virgil, Morgan and Wyatt Earp walked down Fremont Street, with Doc Holliday, who Virgil had temporarily deputized and handed a shotgun.
Here is the part the movies tend to skip. It is not clear that every man they shot was armed.
Billy Clanton and Frank McLaury certainly were. Ike Clanton said he was unarmed, ran into Fly's building, and survived. Behan testified that Tom McLaury opened his coat to show he had no gun on him. The witness accounts conflict, and they have conflicted for a hundred and forty five years.
Roughly thirty shots in roughly thirty seconds.
Dead: Billy Clanton, who was nineteen years old. Tom McLaury. Frank McLaury.
Wounded: Virgil, Morgan, and Holliday. Wyatt Earp was not touched.
And then the town made its opinion clear. The funeral for the three dead men was described by the Epitaph as about the largest Tombstone had ever seen. The town brass band led it. People packed the sidewalks for three or four blocks.
Ike Clanton filed murder charges. Justice of the Peace Wells Spicer opened a preliminary hearing on October 31 that ran more than a month. On November 30 he ruled there was not enough evidence to indict, and that the Earps and Holliday had acted within the law. He also called Virgil's decision to deputize Wyatt and Holliday an injudicious and censurable act. A grand jury agreed with him.
Legally it was finished. Actually it had just started.
On December 28, 1881, around 11:30 at night, three men fired buckshot at Virgil Earp from an unfinished building across Allen Street and destroyed his left arm. He carried it in a sling the rest of his life.
On March 18, 1882, around ten minutes to eleven at night, Morgan Earp was shot through a glass door while playing billiards. The round broke his spine and he was dead inside an hour. A second shot buried itself in the ceiling just above where Wyatt was standing.
Two days later Wyatt started killing people, and over the following week his posse shot Frank Stilwell, Florentino Cruz, Curly Bill Brocius and Johnny Barnes. Five of the Earp party ended up wanted for murder in Arizona. They left the territory and never came back.
Thirty seconds on Fremont Street is the part that got the movie.
The five months afterward are what it actually cost.
Billy Clanton and the McLaury brothers are buried together in Boothill, under a marker that reads "Murdered in the Streets of Tombstone."
And the photographer whose empty lot they died in took their portrait afterward, laid out in their caskets, which is the reason you can still look at their faces.



































