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Aldershot, England
Joined December 2012
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🍆 Why is this an emoji for a cock? If I woke up and my cock was purple with a green end I would be straight down the doctor again. The only thing it has in common is it’s frequently found inserted into a moussaka.
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I’m not a cunt, I’m a healthy sceptic #auntydonna
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Replying to @benburrell
@benburrell @AbsoluteRadio90 Morning Ben, hope you’re well marry, I am writing an 8000 word essay and my head is spinning, could you please play Space - Avenging Angels please
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Matey* not marry?!?
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Replying to @danxnoble
@danxnoble Morning matey, randomly woke up at 4am and can’t sleep so I am joining you for early breakfast, can I get a bit of The Smiths to go with my marmalade and toast please x
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@danxnoble trust me I would murder a Waggon Wheel, the cupboards are bare of any delicious snack foods 😩 thanks for the shout out though
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⁦@emmadotcom⁩ can’t not hear this every time you say his name. Billy Connelly calling Stephen Fry youtu.be/bPK4_eXWgc8
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk why have you U2’d me, I don’t follow you 😂
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Yeah I like Coldplay, I have two ears connected to a heart don’t I?
Does this feel like a Doctor Who anniversary promo?
Replying to @benburrell
@benburrell @absoluteradio afternoon Benjamin hope you are well mate. Can I request Fhesbey Hawkes One and Only please, haven’t heard it in ages! Or my Adam Ant request from yesterday or a two song ban, whatever you see fit
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Replying to @benburrell
@benburrell oioi BennyBoy how’s it going fella? Can I request There is a light that never goes out by The Smiths please; I feel like I haven’t heard it in ages, cheers matey
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@absoluteradio whoops forgot to @ you in too
Good sport @RealDysonator ! Let me have a think for your next challenge 😂@daveberry_tweet @absoluteradio
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Been doing some #SocialAmmo highlights of the past year on the Breakfast Show this week. What was your favourite moment?
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I am like a human Christmas cracker, pull me and you will get a disappointing bang, a bad joke and if you are lucky a small toy.
Festive gay slang “are you the pig or the blanket”?
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Replying to @absoluteradio
@absoluteradio @danxnoble Hi Dan Andy chance of a bit of Nothing But Thieves please mate? Ban All The Music would be good but whatever you can play! Cheers buddy!
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Any* have no idea who this Andy guy is
I would make a terrible spy, 15 minutes of my housemate playing guitar and I would crack. It’s been over 2 hours now and I am willing to sell secrets to the Russians
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Another 15 minutes and I will defect completely