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DanTheMan🧙🏼‍♂️

@DanIsScum

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Joined May 2013
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holy shit unmute
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) profile picturehorse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 22
i went my whole life not knowing porcupines made the craziest little noises
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Willow | Comms Open (5 slots left)@willowxpinkwifeOct 7
I FINALLY FOUFN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO
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I’ve been in situationships you people wouldn’t believe
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjJul 8
“That’s not Helen of Troy that’s Helen of Detroi—“
Starlight 💫 (youtube.com/@x0starlight) (@x0Starlight) profile pictureStarlight 💫 (youtube.com/@x0starlight)
@x0StarlightJul 8
“THE ODYSSEY WILL FLOP BECAUSE ITS WOK-“
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Deep cut
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Dean Norris
@deanjnorris17 Dec 2013
clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day
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She’s a 10 the way I go through her caverns and then get mythic neck
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Three day weekend is over…
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Prot paladin having a great time during Sentinel Wings and then dying the actual millisecond it falls off
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Spade@DetectiveSpade_May 13
when I’m at the cum factory & they’re forcing me to bust my 25th nut of the day
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@WhotfismickMay 12
Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said
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>Mentally gauging how to explain to my 50-year-old boss the abomination I just accidentally saw on someones phone during a conference >turn to him >”so do you know what a furry is?”
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Justin🦩Boldaji
@justinboldajiApr 6
Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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Velravyn #NightborneDH@VelravynMar 29
We lost, thanks Obama.
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I’m going hard as fuck
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“Epic Fury” Government run by 12 year olds
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Thought I was alone on the job site until I walked by a portapotty and a heard a phone blare “we are Charlie Kirk” from inside
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Esosa (@ihyesosa) profile pictureEsosa
@ihyesosa29 Dec 2025
People born between 1995-2006, how is life?
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bum
@BattleRapBum28 Dec 2025
claire (@rosiekennedyxx) profile pictureclaire
@rosiekennedyxx27 Dec 2025
just bowled a strike and the screen showed me Charlie Kirk getting shot
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Eldritch Horror@Themyster1ous0123 Dec 2025
where do people find this music
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