@DanJosef

"You don't always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too." -- Anne Lamott (he/him)

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Joined February 2008
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I have uncovered critically important information about the serial murder of 33 Clinton enemies.
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Gurwinder
@G_S_Bhogal8 Jul 2022
36. Nova Effect: You may think losing your job is bad, but what if staying at your job would've led to you dying in a fire? You can't truly know if an outcome is good or bad, because fortune can lead to misfortune and vice versa. So don't be quick to judge the cards you're dealt.
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After surfing today a black father came up to me says “that was you surfing earlier right? It was so great seeing someone brown out there in the waves, you were doing a great job! I had to bring my son out to watch!” behind him is standing this cute little 5-8 year old boy 🥺 🧵
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tag yourself - I'm "if I scream everything is fine"
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Given no other countermanding energies, entropy will gradually force us all to be the worst versions of ourselves.
This keeps being relevant. gordonatkinson.net/rlp-archi…
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chris evans
@notcapnamerica25 Jun 2022
People on here talking about how “voting” won’t solve anything and yet that’s exactly how the GOP accomplished this. Their voters show up every time, en masse, regardless of whether they are in love with the candidate or not, because they’re laser focused on the endgame. Today.
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David B. Cross@MrDBCross19 Jun 2022
yes, the airports are a zoo. If you did NOT check in online and need to see agent, line is 4 hours. If you checked in online and did self-tagged bag drop with SkyPriority, line is 1 hour. @Delta crew are working hard, but it is a zoo.
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Today is going to be maddening. Journalists will be tempted to cover the Jan 6 hearings like they cover everything else: as a strategic game between two political sides, downplaying anything “we already knew” and framing it in terms of “how it will play for Dems in the midterms”
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⁦@TillamookDairy⁩ if you are going to #shrinkflate the ice cream sandwiches, please also shrink the bags so I can try to fool myself! Still tastes great btw but there is less of it
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The “breastfeeding is free” narrative in the midst of an infant formula shortage is a great example of public ignorance of what it actually takes to successfully breastfeed.
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Yesterday I took down my posts about how @TSA treated me at @flyLAXairport. I was embarrassed at how emotional I was. I was anxious about the confrontation. So I deleted it. But they make too many mothers feel this way, so I’m going to talk about it bc this needs to stop 🧵
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J: Do you know who Aslan is? C: Yes, he’s that lion from “The Never Ending Closet.”
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Anthony Bellissimo@twon335 Mar 2022
NYT: Partially true. Recently-discovered Sumerian records show a full 4% drop during the first year of the reign of Naram-Sin, God of Akkad
President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive4 Mar 2022
Today, we learned that in February, the unemployment rate fell to 3.8% — down from 6.4% when I took office. That’s the fastest decline in the unemployment rate in recorded history.
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Dr Raina Brands@RainaBrands2 Mar 2022
Our son has been in daycare since the beginning of the year. If he is sick and needs to come home early, they call me. If they want to give him paracetamol, they call me. If he has injured himself they call me. So what? 🧵1/4
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Coming back after a 4 day weekend.
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StressieBessie@EPrecipice25 Jan 2022
When talking about our agendas for the day, I told my 5yo I was a little nervous about a meeting I have today. He said, “Mama, I am nervous all the time. I know what to do.” So friends, here is all the advice he could fit into the drive to school:
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I would be down with a national COVID testing day.
Michael Mina
@michaelmina_lab24 Jan 2022
Thinking of strategy how to make best use of the 4 free tests / house from USG Thinking of creating a movement to get certain cities/regions of ppl to perform the tests at same time over same few days Sever millions of transmission chains simultaneously —> Crash cases quickly
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Thinking of strategy how to make best use of the 4 free tests / house from USG Thinking of creating a movement to get certain cities/regions of ppl to perform the tests at same time over same few days Sever millions of transmission chains simultaneously —> Crash cases quickly
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