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DanaUnleashed

@DanaUnleashed

Interim Press Secretary. Think you know MMA? If you have 7 followers please tell me how to run the UFC. Parody account. MAGA - make America goofy again

 Las Vegas, NV
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Joined July 2015
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DON'T BE A QUITTER!!
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I've decided to turn the other cheek.
MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) profile pictureMMA Roasted
@MMARoastedNov 10
Dana White's Power Slap is suing the butt-slapping sport of Power Spank. No word on the lesbian porn league called Power Fist.
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Gotcha
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Donald and I were never friends
Jed I. Goodman © (@jedigoodman) profile pictureJed I. Goodman ©
@jedigoodmanNov 9
Trump: I was kidding.
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Jason Mayhem Miller (@mayhemmiller) profile pictureJason Mayhem Miller
@mayhemmillerNov 8
Take the appointment, Bitch.
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Erich Richter@erichterrrNov 7
Mr. White you just blew Iran up is it possible that Libya is next? Dana White: We don’t make fights on fight night. That’s for the matchmaking team on Tuesday’s.
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How I see things unfolding
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Fake news
Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) profile pictureRyan Fournier
@RyanAFournierNov 7
🚨 UPDATE: Dana White just OFFICIALLY declined Trump’s offer to become White House Press Secretary. Would’ve been legendary to see him destroy the fake news media every single day, but Dana is focused on dominating the fight game. Still an absolute legend! 🇺🇸👊
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I'm here to make @cspan great again.
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Hunter makes those decisions not me.
Uncle Terry (@islandlife247) profile pictureUncle Terry@islandlife247Nov 7
What’s next for Israel? Look you guys know I don’t make fights the night of the fights
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Listen, you put Jones in a war situation, and only Jones walks out...
ACD MMA (@acdmma_) profile pictureACD MMA
@acdmma_Nov 7
the idea of people tuning into the White House press conference to get updates about their country and it’s just a bald guy ranting about why Jon Jones is the greatest of all time 😭
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We will only have fan press conferences.
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You worry about Iceland and I'll worry about the United States.
Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) profile pictureSeán Sheehan
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Dana White didn't recognise the #2 ranked heavyweight in the UFC a few weeks ago. Imagine his knowledge of politics.
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MMA Roasted
@MMARoastedNov 7
Dana White has been offered the job of WH Press Secretary. He said he’ll accept as long as the USA officially declares War on Eddie Hearn.
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LFG.
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I'm only the interim press secretary.
Jed I. Goodman © (@jedigoodman) profile pictureJed I. Goodman ©
@jedigoodmanNov 7
Who's got the next question?
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Jed I. Goodman © (@jedigoodman) profile picture
Jed I. Goodman ©
@jedigoodmanNov 7
Who's got the next question?
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Calm down
Ariel Helwani (@arielhelwani) profile pictureAriel Helwani
@arielhelwaniNov 7
😂😂😂 I’d pay all the money in the world to see this happen. Also, shoutout to Kayla Harris!
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MMA Roasted
@MMARoastedNov 7
Trump just offered Bryce Mitchell the job of Secretary of Education.
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Listen, you embed Jon Jones into the Iranian military, Jon Jones is the only one that walks out alive....
MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) profile pictureMMA Roasted
@MMARoastedNov 7
Dana White as WH Press Secretary Dana White-1st question. Reporter-Did the President say when the Iran war will end? Dana -What a stupid fucking question. Dummy. Jon Jones is the Baddest Mother Fucker alive. Next?
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