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DankHumor

@DankHumor

Dave's not here.

Joined December 2011
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When your mom walks into your room and asks if your high
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Couples that smoke together.. stay together.
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18+ (NSFW)
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Marijuana is a gateway drug: to good sex, a great nights sleep, and the fridge.
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How to be happy
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Buy her flowers
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Always stock up before a smoke sesh
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When you're buddy hits you up to smoke but ain't got no weed
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When you catch a whiff of weed in public teapaw.org/DankHumor/status/69435…
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When someone passes you a blunt that's wet
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Deep stoner conversations
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Yes.. yes you do.
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When you're high af and your buddy doesn't want to make a food run teapaw.org/DankHumor/status/68186…
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You can't die from smoking kief.. but I sure can still try.
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Drinking alcohol can lead to bad decisions. Smoking Marijuana can lead to hard decisions.. like deciding on what you want to eat.
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Method Man walks into a hotel..
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Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.
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I love you @tacobell
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Never get so busy making a living, that you forget to make a life.
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