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DankHumor

@DankHumor

Dave's not here.

Joined December 2011
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Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.
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Never get so busy making a living, that you forget to make a life.
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15 lb 2 oz Largemouth Bass
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22 lb 5 oz Largemouth Bass
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When you smoke weed before bed
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Smoking weed is a hobby not a competition. Stop bragging about how much you smoke or how much you have. Just smoke it and enjoy it.
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Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
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Throwing lamps at bitches who need to lighten up.
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Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up.
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