Irony is lost

Joined March 2009
.@jimcramer currently I own: - $CRWV bonds - one slice of a $NVDA Blackwell GPU - $BYND - some diesel I scraped out of the tank of my RAV4 - 10 copies of @jack first tweet AM I DIVERSIFIED?
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Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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“Tim McVey? The Branch Davidian?”
I’d probably use my middle name
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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I think @Kalshi needs to start BK filing parlays for corporate directors. Dawn looks poised to turn in perhaps the first trifecta. GOAT level performance. @dmoses34
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HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Replying to @cityoftoronto
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When you tune in to #Oddlots and they have @TaylorLorenz on
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Classic @MarkJCarney #Canada ❤️❤️
BREAKING: Turkish stock market is collapsing
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It's always the most surprising.
🚨BREAKING: California Democrat who claimed ICE Agents kidnapped his missing wife was just arrested and charged with her murder after her burned remains were just located.
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You do NOT want Charles Barkley as your partner in a Who He Play For? game
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cowboys could do the funniest thing rn
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I’m glad they are focused on the important things
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Heads up @justinbaragona someone is doing googley eyes again
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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#SPUT @Sprott #Uranium Trust $U.U $U.UN #nuclear #GreenEnergy -15.23% discount to NAV No pounds purchased No trusts issued = no $ raised $82.7m in cash!
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The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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Hearing some rumors that to counter the shocking Lindsay Graham news, Republicans are working on a story that a Democrat senator once drove off a bridge while drunk, killing a girl, and then covered it up for 50 years. No word on which senator, though.
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Buried in $SPCX's 10-Q: $561M of that record Q3 profit isn't rockets. It isn't Starlink. Boring Company raised a new round in September, so SpaceX marked up its stake in Elon's tunnel company and booked a $561M unrealized gain. No cash changed hands.
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Atlanta is going to attack Poland
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