Irony is lost

Joined March 2009
Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
“Tim McVey? The Branch Davidian?”
I’d probably use my middle name
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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I think @Kalshi needs to start BK filing parlays for corporate directors. Dawn looks poised to turn in perhaps the first trifecta. GOAT level performance. @dmoses34
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
You do NOT want Charles Barkley as your partner in a Who He Play For? game
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cowboys could do the funniest thing rn
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
#SPUT @Sprott #Uranium Trust $U.U $U.UN #nuclear #GreenEnergy -15.23% discount to NAV No pounds purchased No trusts issued = no $ raised $82.7m in cash!
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Hearing some rumors that to counter the shocking Lindsay Graham news, Republicans are working on a story that a Democrat senator once drove off a bridge while drunk, killing a girl, and then covered it up for 50 years. No word on which senator, though.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Atlanta is going to attack Poland
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Wild how $spcx is so dead when the most honest leader in modern history said they’re going to 20x revenue in 12 months
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It is difficult to exaggerate the amount of damage done to $OPEN shareholders since @nejatian became CEO (down 85%)
It is difficult to exaggerate the amount of damage done to software by it becoming super easy to spin up a new service. I wish we could go back to the 2010s and just tell everyone to please stop.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Replying to @The_Kyle_Mann
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"Not to my knowledge."
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Replying to @MarkCarney_Ego
I hope you win, so you can freeze people bank accounts again!
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He’s dead to me!
HOLY SHIT: Three male sex workers just came forward saying they were paid to have sex with Lindsey Graham.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
BREAKING: Supreme Court will hear the Liberals’ appeal of rulings that they violated Canadians’ Charter rights with the Emergencies Act. Instead of accepting accountability, they’re wasting more taxpayer money. I tabled motion at Justice Committee demanding they drop the appeal.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material. Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time. Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.
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