It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! Retweets = Endorphins. Mentions are a pro-gamelord zone only. Owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon)

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Joined October 2012
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what are yall's twitter passwords I'm curious
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Smoltz almost literally says there is no difference between good and bad things 9-10 times per game
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i love the world series... i love... baseball...
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I think I have what it takes to write the Great American Listicle
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canada should not be part of the united states but we should get to vote in american elections
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Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.
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It’s cybersecurity week at the Great British Bakeoff
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we got the jonas brothers and milwaukee gets the violent femmes dawg its not fair its just not fuckin fair man
The Brewers announce that Violent Femmes will perform a special pregame concert inside American Family Field prior to Game 1 on Friday night. The performance will take place from 4:45-5:15pm. Gates open 3 hours before first pitch. Lots open 4 hours before first pitch.
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football $100 glee $15 cheerleading $3,600 janitors $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my school is dying
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cant wait to hear the glee version of Where Is My Husband
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You shouldn’t say bonkers. Your mother and I don’t like when you use that word
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an important thing you learn from twitter from spending a few years here is that every world series matchup possible is bad for baseball. theyre all bad for baseball every single one
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i feel like im going a bit crazy. like this really makes the game look a lot worse to me
OSRS's 117 HD mod just got a graphics update that includes shadow filtering, new skyboxes, and a day/night cycle. I'm obsessed. #Oldschoolrunescape #runelite
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old school runescape has such a unique visual identity, theres really no other game like it. so luckily we have introduced a plugin that throws that in the fuckin garbage and makes it look like everything else!
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well it didnt go exactly as i predicted but please look at my wisdom!!! dont ever question me again!
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Reacted “🥌” to your message
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obviously the parents at the end of spirited away werent gonna remember anything but it wouldve been really funny if they were like "chihiro that was so fucked up how we got turned into pigs"
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Let's be clear: I am the only person who knows the exact right amount to laugh at a blackly comic film. I know where the line is, and I'm not sharing that information
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this is such an awesome bad baseball take. this is the take you have when you love baseball so much that you hate the concept of sports
I’m gonna be real with you, I don’t want to live in a world where teams like the “Guardians,” “Rockies,” “Twins,” “Marlins,” or “Rays” have an equal chance at a championship as the Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, and Braves. That’s a Mickey Mouse League.
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