AI-video editor, Agric-tech enthusiast, product manager at FARMILIK.
Ilorin city
Joined January 2022
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How can I get 10k download and 5k active farmers onboarded on Farmilik app?
@Farmilik
You've quoted him initially.
But for you to re-quote this morning, we need investigate mummy Okiki.
God will punish you! Your phone charger will spoil. Your screen will break. Your generator rope will cut. Your solar panel will catch fire. You go join Neolife. For tweeting this, you shall regret and come back here to apologize!
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"I'll support when I want" is not love either.
"I'll suport when his finances are down" is just witchcraft. It is your father's finances that will be down.
Relationship means doing life together and doing life together means carrying bills together.
Muhammad Dare retweeted
Finally got to see my Certificate in person, such mixed feelings- Is this all there’s to it? After this nko, wetin remain? It’s human nature, you strive to get something and afterwards you’re like 💁♂️
This is beyond a black belt, this is an ASQ Certified Six Sigma Black belt.
What a beauty it’s.
Make I try this with OPIC babes
Micra driver joined our change together in 2018, and I wasn’t ready to let go because that N200 was my last card.
That was how I followed her to her house in Agboowo from Mokola, slept over at her place that same day because it rained heavily.
Coincidentally, we’re 8yrs today.
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Hello Mr Kolapo.
Congratulations on your anniversary. I didn't know when you have your wedding, hence I missed the party rice.
To make it up, drop location for the anniversary party rice.
Wish you more beautiful married life.
Thanks
Recently clocked 43,824 hours in the Nikah industry, Alhamdulillah for the grace so far!
Zee requested for a random recipe She came across online, and trust Super Chef Kay to deliver 👨🍳👳🏽♂️
NB: Still struggling to put together a 6 Abyaat of celebratory poem, Joy choke! 😭
ALT Pineapple Fried Rice
ALT We countered ordered cake from the same vendor, I won 😂
ALT It was a work day and didn’t believe I could pull this off…
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We are not ready for the uselesss cultures we are enabling in this country.
Just two days ago, I commented on the clip of a a guy in tiktok who was evidently trying to sexually assault a girl in the video but I was made to believe it was all content.
Just moments ago, I saw another girl recount how her boyfriend and friends took turns to rape her but she didn't complain because she enjoyed it even though she was under the influence of alcohol.
Now, look at this too?
Look at his fool authoritatively to sextort this girl.
At this rate, I don't blame feminist in this aspect.
Almajiri boys ya werey gan..
So, my friend recently met this Abuja guy who looked like a big spender. He was always talking about business, containers arriving in Lagos and how busy he was. The only strange thing was that he never allowed her to visit his house. He always came to hers. Until one day…..
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INEC Cleans Up Voter Register, Removes Over 1.6 Million Invalid Names
The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has taken 1,608,660 invalid entries off Nigeria’s voter register.
This follows a clean-up exercise after the commission displayed the preliminary register in October and received claims, objections, and complaints. INEC also removed 876 names of people confirmed to be deceased.
The commission plans to publish the updated voter register on 16 December 2026, as required by electoral law.
Muhammad Dare retweeted
When I see amazing stuffs like this... I think about the hours of hardwork they put.
The resilience, the sacrifices and the patriotism.
I'm proud of this country and the beautiful work the citizens put in every day.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Muhammad Dare retweeted
Here are two aerial and interior shots of the Ogun State NYSC Camp.
Ogun State govt provided what is widely regarded as the best NYSC camp infrastructure in this country (Google which state has the best and every single page has Ogun as first). The chairman of the NYSC Governing council also confirmed that the sagamu camp is the best in the country.
It is in this confidence that we now have the overpopulation problem we are dealing with today, because everyone wants to rush here. Number of corpers posted here has increased from about 1,500 to 4500+. Ogun State became a victim of its own standards.
Two weeks ago, Governor Dapo Abiodun gave every corps member in Sagamu camp ₦50k each. He also sent them 600 extra beds to accommodate the increasing population.
Despite providing excellent infrastructure, supporting corps members financially and going beyond what is ordinarily expected of a state government, you people have chosen to portray Ogun State as the villain in what is fundamentally an NYSC deployment and capacity management failure.
Ogun State cannot be held responsible for NYSC's decision to deploy more than three times the number of corps members the camp was originally accommodating. NYSC is the body with questions to answer.
That being said, what exactly has Ogun State done to some of you that you have made it a habit to transfer the failures of other institutions to us?
God will heal all of you!
