Dave Requisite

I don't always eat bacon - But when I do - I thank a Jew.

There it is. My whole life is a lie. What am I supposed to do?

According to Twitter, @Timcast is wrong; either there was NO counting error, or it must NOT be addressed, or both.

Is anyone else out there wishing that @HarperCollins & @HMHbooks were more consistent with the sizes? #Tolkientober #Tolkien

Policies? Limits? What are those?

@mrdavidrowe @TolkienProverbs Look at that. What is that? The newest addition, right in the center of my favorite books! Good stuff my man. Kudos on the @PeterKreeft forward. I was expecting a good book; I got an excellent book! Consumed it I did ;-)

Get it right! #FunniestTweets

What the flatearth?! Cats are not sexy! Beastiality is gross! I find cats to be irrational, unstable, ungrateful, unpredictable, self-centered... Is this how they view women?

Just when you thought you had seen it all... @SteveDeaceShow @DeaceOnline @DeaceProducer #pumpkinspice #pumpkinspiceallofthethings

Here's some food for thought 😉 #CEO #fryboysfry #fry #cook youtu.be/K_qhSCLmCWU

Remember when Gandhi was society's favorite alternative to Jesus? Now even Gandhi isn't safe!