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Dave Sirus

@DaveSirus

Comic, Writer, Fake Journalist - Bupkis, Lets Be Real, The King of Staten Island, Triumph tICD, SNL, CC Roasts, Brick Stone — RTs are a permanent endorsement.

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined August 2010
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If you get bored, try letting the terror set in
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Replying to @nycomedyclub @marknorm @rafinhabastos @IamEmmaWillmann @IamMikeCannon @stollemache @Neko_white93 @jeffleach @jennyzigrino @Jill_lives @findingnimesh
🔥 @IamEmmaWillmann, #IsiahKelly, @ChrisScopo, @DaveSirus at 9:45p at UWS! Get tix⤵️ newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
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Too many people have pretended to be interested in what Vivek Ramaswamy had to say at 5 a.m. in the bathroom of a house party
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Oh look, the people who already thought fluoride makes you gay are complaining about Listerine
Paul Golding (@PaulGolding) profile picturePaul Golding
@PaulGolding16 Aug 2023
What the hell is this. It’s time to make Listerine ‘go woke, go broke’. #LGBT
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Try to find someone who still defends invading Iraq and you’ll see how many will admit they were Maga by 2030
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UFO Whistleblower: UFOs are real and the gov’t must release everything it knows Gov’t: How do you know that? UFO Whistleblower: None of your god damn business
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Thinking RFK or Tulsi Gabbard are serious candidates for president just displays to the world that you can’t focus on the non-cartoonish
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I honestly thought Ben Shapiro would love Barbie since he’s terrified of real vaginas
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This is scary, Bing’s AI Chatbot said it wants to kill all humans with nuclear war and now it’s polling second in the GOP primary
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Oh my god I just got it. The tiger says “They’re Grrrreat” because tigers growl.
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At least the original nazis weren’t trying this hard to be funny
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It’s like if he bought McDonalds and 6 months in they stop selling fries and the McRib is all bones
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk1 Jul 2023
To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day
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Yes, #EdieFalco is all THAT. Great to speak with her about her role as Pete Davidson's mom in #Bupkis. And of course, we talked Jackie and Carmela. @peacock
Jeff Sneider (@TheInSneider) profile pictureJeff Sneider
@TheInSneider26 Jun 2023
For our final Emmy interview before the close of nomination voting tonight, @HillaryAtkin spoke to TV legend EDIE FALCO about playing #PeteDavidson's mom on BUPKIS, which @Peacock recently renewed for Season 2. And yes, she discussed THAT opening scene...
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For anyone unfamiliar, this is basically Cousin Greg becoming CEO of Waystar evol.news/news/jesse-watters…
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I was curious as to how the only gym in my area suddenly became a free daycare center…
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@PlanetFitness15 May 2023
Working out at PF is the best way to slay this summer 😎 Now through August 31st, teens ages 14-19 can work out for free all summer long with the High School Summer Pass #PFSummerPass: planetfitness.com/summerpass…
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People who don’t believe in climate change always look really sweaty
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See 🔥 @RoastBattle_NYC 🔥 tonight @ 10:30PM! HOST @Neko_white93 PRODUCER @JamesPontillo77 Ronnie Smith V Talent Harris Derek Drescher V @katerobards MAIN EVENT @jp_mcdade V Malia Simon JUDGES @DaveSirus @aaronbergcomedy @andrewmanthing newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Roast Battle NYC Main Event : JP Mcdade VS Malia Simon - June 22nd 10:30PM

The bi-coastal phenomenon just keeps rolling. Like Thunderdome of insult comedy, two comedians enter, one leaves hilariously humiliated. Ronnie Smith VS Talent HarrisDerek Drescher vs Kate RobardsM...

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Happy Juneteenth, the day Americans either celebrate the end of slavery or love the new “For You” page on Twitter
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When is Trump going to use the defense that he never actually read any of the documents he stole
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Remember when we thought propaganda was what Russia was best at?
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It’s fitting that Danny Masterson will get out of jail just in time to watch nostalgic TV shows about the 2020s
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