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Joined December 2021
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Feeling really miserable this morning. But it’s ok just seen Tuchel is naming his exciting @England squad for the upcoming Nations League.
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So a brand new table in my local pub & this vandalism/religious tagging happened already.
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Freya & Fergus you can kiss my arse! Get here early & reserve your space you lazy arse millennial/gen Z scamps.
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DONALD TRUMP WIRED MONEY TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN 4,700 TIMES. 4,700 TIMES. DON'T. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. EPSTEIN.
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Tuchel says he played Rogers over Saka in semi final, and then says he wasn’t aware Saka scored a hat trick. Lost awareness of who scored goals!!! Not cool Tuchel 😡
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! What exactly is the hold-up? IT'S THE FUCKING LAW!
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Piers Morgan, "We have become a political basket case since 2016, seven prime ministers in a decade" "I think Nigel Farage is dead in the water. This £5m bung he took from this crypto tycoon in Thailand" "He still can't get his story straight about why he took this money" "Originally it was for personal security, then it was a reward for Brexit" "Now he says it's just a gift and he can spend it on Ferraris - which all men of the people would say" "Reform are in real trouble, I think their leader will have to go"
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Keir Starmer’s place in history is assured. We owe Keir a debt of gratitude for taking Labour from its worst electoral defeat in 2019, bringing Labour back into government with a huge majority in 2024 and then guiding Britain through difficult times nationally and globally.
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What people seem to forget is that Keir Starmer is actually very well respected on the world stage. The thought of Andy Burnham rocking up to a G7 meeting and anyone taking him seriously is wild.
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The only footballer to rival Ronaldo Nazário as the best pure striker of all times. Three Ballon d'Ors, two European Cups, a European Championship, FIFA World Player of the Year. He never played a single match after his 29th birthday. This is Marco van Basten. 283 goals in 379 matches. The most complete striker of his generation. He played at one World Cup. Didn't score a single goal in it. And it wasn't his fault. Born in Utrecht. Nicknamed "The Swan." 6'3", balletic, devastating in the air and on the ground. At Ajax he scored 128 goals in 133 league matches. Three Eredivisie titles. A Cup Winners' Cup. Golden Boot. In 1987 Milan signed him alongside Ruud Gullit. Injuries wrecked his first season, 11 appearances. Then he exploded. Ballon d'Or in 1988 and 1989. Two European Cups. Three Serie A titles. A team unbeaten for 58 consecutive league matches. His goals were impossible, pure art. Euro 88. West Germany. Hat-trick against England. The winner against West Germany in the semi-final. Then the final against the Soviet Union, a volley from the right side of the box, an angle so tight commentators still argue about how the ball found the net. Top scorer, MVP. The best version of Van Basten the world ever saw on a major stage. Then 1990. Italy. His one and only World Cup. The Netherlands arrived as European champions. Van Basten, Gullit, Rijkaard, Koeman, all at their peak. Expectations were enormous. It fell apart before a ball was even kicked. The players had voted for Johan Cruyff as national coach. Rinus Michels overruled them and installed Leo Beenhakker instead. Off the record, federation officials called Cruyff a psychopath. Gullit and Van Basten publicly criticised Michels in the press. Michels wrote back. The chaos never settled. Three group games. Three draws. Van Basten was invisible. Round of 16. San Siro, his own home ground. Against West Germany. The match the Dutch trio were supposed to dominate on their own turf. Instead Frank Rijkaard spat in Rudi Völler's hair. Twice. Both men sent off. The Netherlands lost 2-1 and went home. Van Basten, the best striker on the planet, fresh off winning back-to-back Ballon d'Ors, didn't score a single goal at his only World Cup. The criticism in the Dutch press was brutal. He had been built up as the man to finally deliver a World Cup. He left with nothing, blamed alongside everyone else for a tournament that had imploded around him before it even began. He never got another chance. Missed the 1994 World Cup through injury. By 1998 he was retired. An ankle injury, first sustained in 1987, operated on repeatedly throughout his career, ended everything in 1993. He was 28. Spent two years trying to come back. Multiple surgeries. None of them worked. In 1995, after two years trying and failing to recover, he announced his retirement at a press conference at Milan's headquarters. The next day he walked out at the San Siro one last time to say goodbye to 60,000 fans who adored him. Fabio Capello, his coach, broke down in tears on the touchline. He never played again. 24 goals in 58 caps for the Netherlands. One World Cup. Zero World Cup goals. One European Championship won as the best player alive. Still, with Ronaldo Nazário, the only name that belongs at the very top of the conversation for greatest striker who ever lived. The streets will never forget San Marco. 🇳🇱
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I’ve been a Labour Party member for over 10 years and I really hope it loses the by-election today. Despite how Burnham is framing it, this is not about change or hope over division. It’s about one man’s personal ambition causing a wholly unnecessary by-election. Dreadful man.
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"Back then, Football had soul. Beckham bending it from 40 yards, Pirlo slowing time, Scholes seeing passes before they existed. Now it's press, run, recycle. Athletes everywhere, artists rare. We've upgraded engines & downgraded imagination." — MICHAEL OWEN
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Coventry fan I come in peace: Dislike Southampton but my view is that #Boro are now the real cheats after grassing and sucking up to the EFL. No one likes a grass, lowest of the low ✊🏼 Hope Hull do them #SaintsFC
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Well said by a real King! 👏👏👏
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BREAKING: Senator Jon Ossoff just promised that when Democrats win the majority, Democrats are going to get to the bottom of Donald Trump's corruption. Let's go.
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AOC: You see the difference here. We held a member of our own party accountable. Tony Gonzalez has had this issue in the public eye for months. The only reason we’re seeing a resignation today is because the Speaker thinks he can play politics with the vote count. The fact that we have victims of abuse and that these issues are being handled this way is disgusting.
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Hoy me voy a dormir jodido entre otras cosas por la exhibición de este señor. Criticado día sí y día también por gran parte del madridismo y hoy llega y da este recital. Ojo, tanto ofensivo como DEFENSIVO. Necesitamos más Trents en este Madrid.
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If @TrentAA doesn’t go to the World Cup with @England I’m not watching it. Period.
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No Trent for the World Cup would be immeasurably stupid, even if you think Reece James is a better full back. You’ve got a guy who can do things on the ball that nobody else can. In a tournament so often decided by the aliens of this world, leaving that at home is criminal.
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