In 5 years the world changes. Would you buy a Tesla robot? 90% said they didn’t want a dishwasher in the house. Now almost everyone has one. Same story. Different chore.

Hot take: We used to hate how each other drove. FSD fixed it. No more backseat driving, no more “who’s worse” debates. Just more peace in the car. Turns out the best driver in our marriage isn’t either of us. It’s the robot that doesn’t sigh when you miss an exit. 🤖 #Tesla #FSD

As Tesla nears selling Cybercabs to the public by the end of 2026 (starting small, mostly for fleet use while the vast majority stay Tesla-owned): How many Tesla Cybercabs to make $100k a year? Not one. In a moderate 2026 owner model (~$20k net per cab after Tesla’s cut, insurance, charging, and maintenance): 1 Cybercab → ~$20k 3 → ~$60k 5 → ~$100k 8 → ~$160k One Cybercab is an asset. A small fleet is a business. Assumptions in the graphic. Not financial advice. Who’s starting their own fleet? @HanselRivera171

iPhone Duo “Crackgate” is it real? Some early owners are reporting inner screens cracking along the hinge after as few as <20 folds — bright lines, audible cracks, same spot every time. Australia, US, China demos, etc. Teardowns already point to a thin/weak hinge link. Apple is swapping units so far. If you’re having this issue, reach out to me. First-gen foldable tax is expensive. 📱💥 #iPhoneDuo #Crackgate

Let’s try this mosaic. Thank you to every single person who follows, replies, and keeps the Tesla & FSD conversation going. You all make this place worth it. 🙏 Shouting out my X Mosaic Top 6 (25 Oct 2026): 🥇 @DigitalDaisyX 🥈 @tesla_knight 🥉 @HanselRivera171 4. @unkonfined 5. @3lectricBrawl 6. @LightningMike23 Appreciate the real talk, the laughs, and the solid Tesla/tech energy. You keep the feed worth scrolling. Grateful for the whole community. Drop a mosaic of your own → cut-noodle.com/x-mosaic #Tesla #FSD #XMosaic

So blessed to have each of you in this journey. Thank you for the 800 amazing followers — every one of you powers the future. 🚀⚡️ #Tesla #ThankYou #800Followers

Booster check.

After using Grok Bot for a few days, I had it fix my Sam’s Club + Walmart+ account linking mess. It sorted it in minutes and saved me $99. Grok Bot rocks.

Anyone actually care about @ZacksJerryRig’s iPhone Duo durability test? Dirt jammed the hinge so it wouldn’t close, then the bend killed the inner screen. First-gen foldable problems.

Elon on Tesla’s Q3 2026 earnings call (Oct 21): “Demand is growing rapidly for our vehicles. It’s exceeding our production by a significant margin.” Biggest driver? Full Self-Driving — “today there’s really no competitor for FSD in any car that you can buy.” They’re ramping production hard, aiming for ~5 million vehicles a year by ~2030, with Cybercab expanding (Dallas next month). Highest vehicle backlog in four years. The best kind of problem to have. 🚀

Foam bath day for the Model Y. Ceramic coating is absolutely worth it — dirt and grime just slide off, water beads up, and it rinses cleaner than it ever did without it. Makes washing feel almost too easy. 🧼✨ #Tesla #ModelY #CeramicCoating #CarCare

Not taken with an iPhone Duo.😂😂😂

Tesla FSD approached a construction zone with a worker, cones, and equipment partially in the roadway—no one directing traffic. It slowed from 19 to 0 MPH, waited for the oncoming vehicle, then smoothly proceeded once clear. It figured the situation out on its own. Evan got a wave from the driver for how well we handled the task. #Tesla #FSD #FullSelfDriving #SelfDriving

Fresh from the Q3 earnings call: Tesla says the first customer cars could join the Robotaxi network with unsupervised FSD around Q2 2027 — inside their geofences, via FSD v15. Can you imagine a Cybertruck pulling up to pick you up? Would you put yours on the network? #Tesla #FSD #Robotaxi #Cybertruck

OMG new tech drop = ALWAYS a great day!! 🔥 Like + follow for the hot takes!! #TechTok #NewTechr

Starlink is turning satellites into a drone swarm of cell towers. No special phone. No dish. Your regular smartphone connects straight from space outside normal coverage. SpaceX just cleared two big hurdles: • FCC approval for up to 15,000 next-gen Starlink Mobile satellites (100x the bandwidth) • Nationwide low-band spectrum so the signal works better indoors They’re moving from a T-Mobile texting backup to a full mobile carrier that works from space + the ground. Dead zones are about to shrink fast. #Starlink #StarlinkMobile #SpaceX #DirectToCell

Happy Friday — and happy iPhone Duo release day! Apple’s first foldable iPhone is officially here. 📱✨