Decentra | @MonkeyDoo🐵

You assholes ruined NFTs. Yes, you. You dumb mother fuckers. You sit on your phones trying to guess which animal picture is going to go up. Instead of just shopping around for a couple you like and holding onto them, like a normal fucking person, you try “trading” and “profiting”. That’s called gambling. You’re just gambling on pictures with a “value” that’s pegged to a completely arbitrary “floor price” that is set by any one of 10,000 bozos. Do you not realize how fucking asinine that is?! This is all so god damn stupid. You’re all just degenerate gamblers enabling eachother. You have all been rugged countless times, yet you’re still fucking here. Even talking to the same fucking people. It’s truly insane You’re not even making money. Don’t lie to yourself. You’re not. It’s been 3 years and you’re in the same place as before. If you did manage to make some money, let’s be honest, you probably did it unethically or illegally. “I bought an ape. I made $100,000”. Congratufuckinglations, you won a small lottery of one year’s salary. You keep suckingling at the tweets of these wannabe influencer losers with fucking Twitter accounts. Hey bozos, “Twitter Influencer” DOESN’T EXIST. You have to do something in the real fucking world and then your words will have meaning. You’re listening to jerkoff grifters as if they’re Zuckerberg. Wake the fuck up. Time for the hardest truth. Not sure you’re ready for this one. “Web3” Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? You’re on fucking Twitter. This is web2 dumbass. You spend 0 time in the “metaverse” and all of your time on twitter. You’re not in web3. You own a jpeg and a shitcoin. That doesn’t mean you’re part of web3. That’s like the janitor of Yankee Stadium saying he plays baseball. You’re all just here on Twitter wasting time, slowly spending more and more money and making less and less of it back. You’re all such shameless degenerate gamblers, you buy up absolutely ludicrous shitcoins just “hoping it goes up”. You use NFTs as a crutch because it sounds better than just gambling. Come on people. What the fuck are you doing? Please god stop this. Give your money to kids fighting cancer. Or to families without food. Honestly, if you’re such a gambler, give your money to a bookie or casino. At least they’re running an honest business. Stop giving all of your attention and money to grifters and scam artists. Those are the only people dropping these coins and collections. All of them are garbage and worthless and stupid and you know it. But you do it anyway because you are weak. You are malleable to the wills of those around you. Slowly but surely all the floor prices will go to their true valuations (hint, it’s zero) What will you do then? You do have a nice community of people with nothing to do 24/7 and varying disposable incomes. If you just spend half the energy and capital into charity as you do these bullshit “projects” (fancy word for scams), you and the world would be a much better place Cheers 🍻