Deadpool, at your service! Merc with a Mouth. OCD, Mexican delicacies, Grotesque/decent appearance (Depends on artist). Official #SpiderSquad member
Joined April 2010
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Heeeeey @BrokeOldSpidey. A little green goblin birdie told me your man was hittin' on his Spider-Wifu! Seein' as fair is fair, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to work that charm on yours truly.
An' jus' so ya know, I'm batting my eyelash-less eyes right now.
Oh dear god, someone put me outta my misery.
This is worse when I was written by a certain writer that thought LOLRANDUM!POOL was kewl~
#MyXAnniversary
Buddy, Pal, face only a mother could love man, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.
Your backwardy Supe charm is lost on me!
Are we finally on the Reject-O'Hara Hate Train? 'Cuz I, for one, have been conducting that train YEARS ago.
YOU FORGOT THE CHEESE—
Mhm. Now, mac an' cheese without either paprika or chili powder is different, an' oregano is a new flavor... But this is GOOD.
9.5 outta 10, would eat again! Thanks, Gwen!
after this , i don’t wanna hear SHIT about my mac and cheese not being seasoned .
salt , pepper , onion powder , garlic powder , oregano , and a smidge of breadcrumbs , cooked , then baked for twenty minutes ay 350 degrees .
have some , reader .ᐟ you especially , @Dedpull .ᐟ
What'cha doin' there with that butter kn--
GASP. Wait! Are you tryin' t'butter my biscuit? You just needed t'ask!
Ooo, that face is givin' "I'm judging [the reader]" and I'm HERE FOR IT.
Whaddya rate this 'fit then? C'mon, gimmie your honest score!
🎵🎶BABY CAME BACK. YEAH, YA CAN'T BLAME IT ALL ON ME. 'COZ YOU FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD, AN' YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME🎶🎵
Ya seein' this $#¡+ I go through, Wade.
Be glad your Cable failed the test audience or you'd deal with Summers' Diva Tantrumspoloza 24/7.
