@DefNotRyan

I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM. “Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist “Thinks he's people” —Vogue he/him

 Raleigh, NC
Joined October 2009
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A cozy cat in a blanket next to his very own space heater

ALT A cozy cat in a blanket next to his very own space heater

A cozy dog in a blanket, staring directly into the camera

ALT A cozy dog in a blanket, staring directly into the camera

Ross (fka trust the abyssinian 𓃠)@mikeywaters329 Dec 2022
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2023?
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My friend sent me this picture and it's killing me
Screenshot of waiting to buy Taylor Swift tickets. There is the progress bar that indicates the user started in "The Lobby," is currently in the "Waiting Room" and will go to the "Queue" next. These three steps are circled in red.

ALT Screenshot of waiting to buy Taylor Swift tickets. There is the progress bar that indicates the user started in "The Lobby," is currently in the "Waiting Room" and will go to the "Queue" next. These three steps are circled in red.

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Same dog, wearing a Cone Of Shame

ALT Same dog, wearing a Cone Of Shame

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I wish I was her
A dog wrapped in a blanket

ALT A dog wrapped in a blanket

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I was in the middle of writing a sternly-worded IT help ticket about a network problem I've been experiencing on and off for the past year when I realized its cause is the wireless adapter I installed on my work computer without the IT department's knowledge or approval
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Please please please please name your drink anything else, also do not advertise it to me
An ad for a drink called, bewilderingly, "The Plug"

ALT An ad for a drink called, bewilderingly, "The Plug"

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