Looking increasingly certain I'm dropping twitter at the beginning of the year. I may have some sort of presence on Mastodon at @defnotryan@sideb.buzz but I'm not sure what that will be yet. DM me if you want my email address!

“Mister Ikari, do you hmean to tell me you’re on your THURD Tokyo??”

Somehow when I wasn’t paying attention I became flower pants guy

KNIVES OUT 2: DEATH AND FAXES

It’s pretty much 2023 and we stayin up late listening to audio dramas open.spotify.com/show/2WjuvI…

I felt... American.

It occurred to me toward the end of the conversation that they kept calling them "dots" but I kept calling them "bullets."

I don't have anything to say about those guidelines from a top university about preferred language, BUT it does remind me of one time when I was working with some UK colleagues and we were discussing large typographical dot characters, such as •.

My housemate asked, very genuinely, “Why do they call [New Jersey] the Garden State?” and I tried to say “Because-Oil-And-Petrochemical-Refinery-State-wouldn’t-fit-on-a-license-plate” so fast I almost sprained something

hahahahahaha

Aren’t they made of bile?? Wouldn’t it smell???

Guy who has the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but eats it anyway

This thread puts a finger on what I liked so much about Andor

I got to the bottom of the list and lost it

"It's Giving Tuesday!" --me on a Friday that feels more like a Tuesday

I just remembered a book from my childhood that was like "big book of fun things for kids to do" and one of them was straight-up "you can rub cocoa powder on your face and pretend to be someone with darker skin." My parents were like "uhhh yeah let's not do that"