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Dena629

@Dena629
Joined June 2015
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I’m so used to the mask that when I go to bed I pull the sheet up over my nose...
The inability to please those who cannot be pleased is not a measure of one's skills as a server.
Some people should use glue stick instead of chapstick...
On 59 cent pancake day, don't order water and pancakes then pay with $1 and tell the server to keep the change. Just don't do it.
When it's time for the birthday song, sometimes I don't really sing, I just move my mouth...
No, you're right. Let's do this the dumbest way possible, that way it will be easier for you!
Is the guest who orders water health conscious or cheap? Please order one of our refreshing beverages as part of the fun of dining out!
Saving this for the next interview Bahahaha!
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"Excuse me waiter... there's a hare in my pancakes."
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Anyone else have to yell out stupid server calls? "I got hands" "Expo do u have ears?" "Coming in" "Coming out" "I need birthday singers!"
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Back to school tomorrow! If I had kids I would want school every day of the year!!
Written on my cc tip line today: "Don't bet on a horse called Hop Along!"
Just waiting...If anyone passes too close, I am going to whip them in the face with my ponytail!!!
Customers who don't actually read the menu and then moan at you because they didn't know it came like that... 👍🏼👊🏼! #morons #serverproblems
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Just for the record, I am not getting older, I am aging to perfection!
How does one describe an English muffin? OH! You know when you go to McDonalds and get an Egg McMuffin? Well, THAT'S an English muffin!
Church Marquee on the way to work: "Sunday: Are you a server?" Me: " Yes!! Yes, I am a server!!"
Buzzin & listening to Sirius 80's on 8...
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