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@serverlifeprobz

I wont spam ya with tweets, just a few rants about living the server life, share some stories, Ill retweet em. hell, I'll even follow you back.

Joined October 2015
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#dearcustomer You got me. I saw you walk in here and I said to myself, I'm going to have his credit card denied.
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@serverlifeprobz so this is all from tonight's shift 3:30 to about 10, an we weren't even that busy
Image from thats not my name! (@jtsmith1031)
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I would never be offended if someone wished me a happy Hanukkah or any other religious holiday that isnt my own.. So merry Christmas to all!
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Im betting hot water & lemon isnt something you prepare for yourself at home.. We need to start charging for these things #Cheap-mans-tea
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Lately we've been getting ppl coming in as a party of 2 but saying someone else is joining them so they get a bigger table... #wellplayed
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SO to the peeps that interview looking gorgeous. Then 1st day looking like they pulled a 3 day bender. #bar @serverlifeprobz @waitresslife
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@serverlifeprobz does anyone else get excited when they wash their aprons an the strings don't twist everything into knots, or is it jus me?
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I may not be a superhero... But I can carry hotter things in my bare hands than most of my friends... ...only cost me my fingerprints
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If a costumer forgets something at the table and leaves... I base my level of effort to get it back to them... On the amount they tipped 😬
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I hate when a guest puts 0 for the credit card tip... And you have to thank them...Tell them to have a goodnight... And pray they leave cash
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It must suck for the manager to watch all these young servers walk out making more money than them...Leave earlier..With less responsibility
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My favourite person at the table is the one who passes the glasses of waters down to everyone. No idea how much it helps #goteam
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Today I had a guy order a vodka on the rocks, side of olives... He didn't have to pay the Martini price ... Brilliant or cheap? Or both ?
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If a person asks if something is good, I say "It's very popular!"
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Anyone else have to yell out stupid server calls? "I got hands" "Expo do u have ears?" "Coming in" "Coming out" "I need birthday singers!"
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The dishwasher surprise: After a long shift of takin ur shit the dishwasher saves one last load of cutlery to the very end. SURPRISE!
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@serverlifeprobz If you suck down your entire drink while I'm taking your order you don't have to ask me for a refill. #serverprobs – at Evansville, IN
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an the worst part is the kid will prolly eat a 1/4 of it then throw the rest away. U see how wasteful people really are – at White Oak East, OH
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Can't help to think you're a spoiled brat if you're 8 years old ordering a 35 dollar steak...
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It's scary how being a server has made me so critical of other servers when I'm out...
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