Atheist. Anti-manosphere. Anti-far right. Pro-evidence. I’m here to make bad arguments regret having Wi-Fi.

Joined December 2023
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They're not ready.
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Statistically, if you deported all MAGA supporters instead of immigrants, the crime rates in the U.S. would drop significantly.
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“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot” it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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Right wingers when the person who gets more votes wins
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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Have you noticed the people who don’t want to help refugees because we “have our own poor” also don’t want to help our own poor?
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name. Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs. Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz. JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman. Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa. Mike Johnson's real first name is James. Rand Paul is Randal Paul. Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson. But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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It’s not just Vivek Ramaswamy choosing pedophiles over people. Ken Paxton’s office offered a man who had faced child-sex-abuse charges a plea deal with one day in jail and no Texas sex-offender registration. Paxton now brags the man did 60. Hoffman served less than a month. Donors named in the Epstein files gave nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers (MI) and groups backing him. Then Rogers said we have to “protect somebody who got on an airplane and rode with him.” Michael Whatley (NC) appointed a convicted child sex offender to NC GOP leadership and kept him there after parents objected. Trump called Whatley “fantastic.” As Arizona Senate president, Andy Biggs helped kill a bill to replace the police force in Colorado City, where Warren Jeffs’ child-rape cult held power. Marshals had helped return an underage bride who fled. Biggs says, “I knew what was going on.” And he did nothing when he could have. Mike Collins (GA) voted against forcing the Epstein files out. Roger Marshall (KS) and Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS) voted to block an amendment that would have required their release. Now Epstein survivors are on TV telling voters what those votes meant. And Trump and JD Vance stand behind every one of these corrupt pieces of shit. This is the MAGA ticket. Every single one is on the ballot in two weeks. MAGA: Protecting Pedophiles Over People Every Time.
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Lindsey Graham was gay and voted against gay people. It’s the hypocrisy that kills me.
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Replying to @BionicMullet
“You cannot love America unless you like my favorite trillionaire oligarch”
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The US eliminated measles in 2000. It took scientists decades to do it, and influencers about ten years to undo it.
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Replying to @mattvanswol
LMAOOO! 🤡 Bro is sitting comfortably on his couch in Asheville, NC, fireplace roaring, golden retriever by his side, pretending he’s on the front lines of a national emergency. 😭😂 Meanwhile, his biggest struggle is deciding what outrage to post next for X engagement. You’re not fighting for America, Matt. You’re fighting for impressions. Put the phone down, pet the dog, and give the fake patriot routine a rest. 🤡
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OMFG! This response from @AbdulElSayed to a completely bigoted question is probably the best thing I’ve heard all year. Every bigot in America needs to listen to this three times.
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Yahweh is a piece of $HI✝️.
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he literally helped cut funding for cancer research
If Elon created a cancer vaccine, people would complain about the size of the needle.
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Someone Trump would rape.
Replying to @JenResistedAGN
What is a woman ?
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So a Black woman who is one of the most qualified people to ever serve on the US Supreme Court is a "DEI hire" but a white woman who can't read was hired to be press secretary based on 'merit'??????
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I sent my child to school and she came home identifying as a lawyer in China
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